Stone out with your bone out.

And his dick is rock-hard

Days Since Last Active Shooter: 0

I’ve heard Karma’s a bitch.

Thats above my pay grade. Your GP might refer you to a specialist.

You might want to see a doctor.

I need to meet someone new. My girlfriend Gravity is really bringing me down.

Stroke of genius

Sandwich that tastes like sandwich with chicken is people! PEOPLE!!!!!

IT’S NOT YAH FAHLT.

My extended warranty?!

It’s like rain on your wedding day.

I fear there are no “friends”.

>Listen Giulermo Del Toro is great director, I absolutely loved what he did with the Hobbit movies.

You mean his partial screenwriting credit before he dropped out of the project?

>If on an off chance Guillermo is reading this, please start being more adventurous in your movies. If you or one of his agents wants to pm I have plenty of ideas.

Haha.

I think you’ve had enough jokes for one day.

That arrow is pointing at my hand. Very rude.

Fascinating.

So punctuation errors are off limits but spelling suggestions are welcome? Forgive me, I’m just getting up to speed.

Wait, now you want us to point out your typos? Pick a lane.

Probably not the “in” instead of “I’m” part

Because quotation marks don’t always denote a direct quotation. In this case it is just to show the voice of someone other than the writer. I’m sure you’re aware of that, but you’re making it seem like someone is being dishonest here and that is not the case.

Fiction books can have quotation marks in them too. Do those “made up quotes” bother you?

Sandblasted.

Thanks, friend.

-Machile Scott