slip63

slip63 t1_ixo7c7i wrote

I was driving when a turkey ran into me. It clipped the right front. My car had a dent. The turkey looked at me like I was an asshole, shook itself and ran off.

Yeah, you're not going to win the potential punting. You may be able to get the kick in, but dude is coming back for you and you might want to run.

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