Just make sure to include daylight savings time to benefit the lunar farmers.

Press B for high jump

Bonus relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/243/

Or take it to any fancy hotel bar. Buy a nice cocktail and leave a sizeable tip, then "accidentally" leave the wallet behind.

They'll go out of their way to track down the real owner for you.

Ah, crap. I'm on the wrong sub again.

This moronic tortoise and hare-ing of China; still believing China is the same China as it was in 1996 is what will cost America its competitiveness in space (and elsewhere).

There is clearly a space race between the east and west, regardless of whether either side acknowledges the other.

Ukraine Ukraine.

Damned right.

When gramah starts winging 95mph Häagen-Dazs fastballs across the room, I call that sports news.

> Ghramah hurled a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream at her, throwing her off balance. She fell down, but scrambled to her feet and chased Abdul three blocks to the 523 Deli & Grill on Grand St. near Henry St., where he used to work.

> It took Abdul and three other men holding the door shut to keep the crazed customer outside.

> In the middle of their tug of war over the door, Horvath began disrobing, video obtained by The News shows.

> First she took off a belt, then she set the box cutter down to strip off her shirt, skirt, shoes and pantyhose, the clip shows.

> fully nude, Horvath went back to trying to pry open the door.

> “She didn’t say anything,” said Anis Hussein, who works at 523 Deli & Grill. “She just started taking off her clothes. She was naked with a knife trying to get in.

> “It was like she was some kind of athlete,” he continued. “She didn’t stop. Unbelievable.”

Excerpt from non-paywalled version at https://sports.yahoo.com/video-nyc-woman-strips-naked-161900324.html

>they illegally diverted money from government programs for school lunches, technology and child care. They also admitted to setting up no-show jobs for some employees while paying others in cash

Damn. More like Central UNited Talmudical School, amirite?

Scientists have stopped looking for extraterrestrial water and are now looking for signs of llamas and cuy asado.

Was it yours, or just vacuuming the sofa?

My Indian peeps tell me Patel is legit.

Also, what cooler holiday could you add? Diwali 👌🏽 Holi 👌🏽 Susan B Anthony day? Nah. Feast of our Lady of Guadalupe? First day of the Succubus? Nahhhh.

More interestingly: had anybody actually seen somewhere that used their steam cooling?

And this is why I love NYC.

Also, saw this yesterday which totally reinforces it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/xvgbav/walking_in_tysons_corner/

Bro, just take it one step at a time.

Read a few words then sit down and take a break.

Be sure to stretch beforehand.

Also, drink lots of water, you don't want to get dehydrated.

Fine.

Happy cake day 👏👏👏

Do you want a fucking song too?