stripeyspacey

stripeyspacey t1_it4ffd6 wrote

Dude right!? I'm sure it had to have been a wholly man-made committee that designed and signed off on that from beginning to end lol. Nothing like that should ever be inside your vagina lmao

At first it was obviously cold-feeling and I was like "Eh, not really my thing and kinda weird tbh...but whatever." But that only lasted like 30 seconds. Then came the burning sensation that felt like getting fucked with a stick covered in flaming fire ants.

I pretty much sat spread-eagle with the shower head pointed at my nether regions with cold water for like an hour.

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