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surelyfunke20 t1_jdqks44 wrote
Reply to comment by HotPurplePancakes in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
We had a set of brothers come in on the same day. One put his visitor name tag on his ass cheek. It was the best.
He said “this is so you don’t use my brothers same scope on me!”
surelyfunke20 t1_jdqke82 wrote
Reply to comment by Mysterious_Pop247 in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Thats fun and everything but the prostate is not inside the colon so we wouldn’t actually see it. We just give it a poke to check size and texture.
surelyfunke20 t1_jdqk6vt wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Colonoscopy nurse here. Please, Just stick it on your cheek, that will be fine. We would love that actually.
If it does somehow survive your stomach acid and speed the the small intestines intact (it definitely won’t), You might get billed if we have to use different tools to extract it and it may slow down your procedure. We wouldn’t uncrumple it, we’d just stick it in a jar of formaldehyde. Which could put everyone else’s colonoscopies behind schedule.
So just peel and stick it to your booty cheek and don’t tell anyone before hand.
surelyfunke20 t1_jdyh5uh wrote
Reply to Embarrassing Covid Precautions by relaphoto
Forbid nursing home visitors. And made them stay in their rooms. Yet usher in travel staff from all over the place who were working overtime in 3 other hospitals at the same time.