This guy didn’t look like he was homeless. I gave a pretty detailed description to the PD. Black male, mid thirties, beard and mustache, thin build. He had brand new Jordan’s on, clean whiteish blue jeans, black boxer shorts(when I say he was sprawled out I mean it, his pants were halfway on and i could see his boxers clear as day)a blue sweatshirt and a varsity street styled jacket.

That number would’ve been no good to me at that time. This happened at 4:30 this morning.

Google gave me a few of their numbers so I tried for their closest location. I called their Long Reach field office but it went straight to their voicemail lol. The next best bet was their main office in Ellicott City.

I called my pops an hour after it happened, he’s a retired PO for HoCo and still has friends in the PD. He said he’ll try to find an update on this bizarre event.