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Might be a translation... ?

Hope for the best, be ready for the worst.

Getting stabbed and dying coz you couldn't get medical care in time...

Finding a virus in your Apple device

Not even a single letter.

Not anymore. Those were old phones. I wish they still did though. It would have been useful.

Yeah I got a Chromecast, and sometimes I can't find the remote, then I'd open up Google Home and just open the virtual remote there. Not ideal since you can't feel the buttons, but hey, it works

(Or you could go out and buy a universal remote, y'know. Remember to put a sticker on that one lol)!

Enjoy fighting for control over the TV with two remotes lol.

With all the other words he's singing together, surely people would realize it's not German.

I wouldn't worry about it, and I'd keep listening. Words are not bad by themselves but become malicious when used with malicious intent.

She does it everyday on autopilot. Christmas is no different to her.

Seriously WTF. Your mother needs therapy dude. She has obsessive compulsive disorder.

"Looks like trash" is not equal to trash. That's stupid logic.

First of all she's not supposed to touch your stuff - that's basic respect of your personal space.

Second if she's gonna throw something she's gotta check thoroughly if it's TRASH OR CASH.

Third, who TF throws random stuff into their fireplace? I thought that only happens in movies as a symbol for erasing a memory.

There also doesn't seem to be an expectation in the house to clear your own trash. She's taken it upon herself to be the instant cleaning lady for everyone. That's terrible parenting.

Did you ask your grandma how much she put in the card? Find out, then tell your mother to replace the money and add some extra for the trauma she caused you.

PS: People, please stop taping cards on top of your gifts. Give the cards separately OR include the card INSIDE the gift (in an obvious way).

Right? I feel like this is a Brazzers opening scene...

The world is destroyed by this heinous act! Lol

Teenage problems you'll laugh at when you're 30.

Show him this Reddit post.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Do you feel better now that you have apparently demonstrated your smartness in logical fallacies to the internet?

Such a long comment 🤓 totally missed my point.

Well yeah sure the woman might have been overreacting if she thought he refused because she's having a period.

But he confirmed it to her that she's right. So he's a dickhead who just made her feel dirty and filthy, unworthy of his holy presence in the bath. So many women feel ashamed about having periods, but here's one who didn't until the jerk reminded her that she should.

You still want to side with OP?

I'd blame this on parents, both yours and hers. Yours for not educating you that women are always equally human as men, and don't become less so from having a period. Hers for not educating her that she shouldn't date misogynists like you.

Yeah he could have done this and escaped, but no, "honesty is the best policy" lol

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