uthini_mfowethu
uthini_mfowethu t1_jduph5x wrote
Reply to comment by Background_Ad_5777 in If a blind girl says you have a big willy… by Goatmanthealien
Because blind people are out here searching, "offensive blind jokes"
uthini_mfowethu t1_jaew3n7 wrote
Reply to comment by leon6663 in An emo and a leaf fall from the tree, who hits the ground first? by yeetinghelps
Yes, even though the kitten got frightened, clawed him so deep they had to amputate his left arm, he's all right now.
Edit: ^though
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jad5w7t wrote
Reply to comment by soaringparakeet in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Are you sure? We could make a lot of money together. My other cousin is an inventor. He just needs an investment of $50 000
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jad3fi7 wrote
Reply to comment by Opportunity_Full in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
No, I keep my pet lions on a leash. Would you like to visit? It's feeding time
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jacxfqf wrote
Reply to comment by soaringparakeet in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
It's all one country, I'm cousins with a few princes actually... On that note... Could I have a moment of your time?
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jacpg19 wrote
Reply to comment by Professional_Part577 in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Yes, are you good looking?
/s
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jackz9l wrote
Reply to comment by jackiboyfan in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Lemme know the next time you guys win a war that isn't against yourselves... Hell you only win in the NBA, NFL, MBL because of exclusivity loooooooooool
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jackmbq wrote
Reply to comment by Witlok in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Lol, look at this normal with emojis. If you didn't care you wouldn't reply, just try ignoring me. It's a peaceful existence. Reddit has functionality to block users. Just block me and move on, no need to reply anymore. I have enough internet points for the day
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jac9yn4 wrote
Reply to comment by KoolYankee in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Must suck to be so insecure that you have to defend yourself anonymously...
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jac9w5r wrote
Reply to comment by soaringparakeet in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Googles Unga bunga hmmm not a language... Once again the American school system has failed.
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabsgwu wrote
Reply to comment by HotPocket_Consumed in Unga bunga by uthini_mfowethu
Lol, no no, I'm not from cancel culture country... Out here we just make fun of our ministers for sending dick pics and let them go back to work... I mean it wasn't unsolicited... Just leaked lolol
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabo65m wrote
Reply to comment by freebirth in Unga bunga by uthini_mfowethu
Yes, the original is on your mother's cave wall...
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jablm95 wrote
Reply to comment by Ukasso in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
It's kinda cute that you're taking the time to explain yourself to an obvious troll post.
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jablhlb wrote
Reply to comment by computer-Zkrein in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
That's a relief
uthini_mfowethu t1_jabkfok wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
I have man boobs, where do I pay?
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabjjzn wrote
Reply to comment by Then_Frosting_1087 in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Yes, because "Washington"
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabji76 wrote
Reply to comment by Ukasso in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
I don't watch the western depictions of Africa, didn't even watch either of the black panther movies in theater... Did you here those Xhosa accents... Fucking horrendous
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabhhrh wrote
Reply to comment by tylodon in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Why should I tell you? So you can nuke me too... Pass
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabctct wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
I thought we were talking about Afghanistan. Also you invented paperwork to pretend like you had the right to be there in the first place. Finally.. . Why are you using emojis on reddit? :-/
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab8u3z wrote
Reply to comment by icemanswga in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Rather not, the trade embargoes had such a negative impact on our economy we may never recover. They could have sent a Squad to "liberate" us but we all know how Americans feel about killing other white people... Hiroshima, Nagasaki... Why not Berlin?
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab7ygf wrote
Reply to comment by icemanswga in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Aids, starvation, wasteland? I love in Northcliff, it's like your Hollywood, without racist gang banging cops. Also no, we don't need you. You just tell yourself whatever you need to to keep those suicidal white for thoughts away
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab5qp4 wrote
Reply to comment by Witlok in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
Dude, I'm fucking with you? Why can't Americans handle being heckled? I too went to school... Skipped varsity because high-school didn't fail me and now I too have debt because I like buying stuff. Take a breath, a long shit and a good hard look at yourself in the mirror.
You take yourself so fucken seriously that when a random person on the internet says something you dedicated a moment of your life to make your opinions heard.
BTW it's 6am and I only start work at 8am
I have time for you, beef baby
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab5auu wrote
Reply to comment by icemanswga in as an African, this is how I see America by uthini_mfowethu
I'm specifically referring to the USA. As referenced in the meme. South America and Canada rock... It's just you people... You ruin it for everyone, and I specifically mean you and everyone you're going to tel about this internet fight...
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab54x6 wrote
Reply to comment by StoneytheStoner81 in Unga bunga by uthini_mfowethu
Shit! Not MURICAN enough...
uthini_mfowethu t1_jefk5ak wrote
Reply to comment by Skyelyn-J-Rose in Why do gay people suck at telling jokes? by do_yu_koto_da
So is a regular LGBT sandwich... According to the latest PH survey.