No, they drilled a hole in the lid popped it through then planed it down to make it look like a knot!

Celery!

No! That should be what's black and white and can't turn around in corridors!

Sorry. 😢 Didn't think I would have to explain a joke that was originally about the "Hunchback of Notre Dame"...

What am I doing in a Zoo in Chester?

The original joke is extremely racist and involves derogatory comments regarding skin colour, hair type, big feet, and gangly legs... Living in the Jungle...

"What am I doing living in Birmingham" punch line.

Guy walking by Natradam Cathedral he looks up after hearing a strange voice shouting down at him.

Qausimodo beckons him up. The guy enters the cathedral and goes up the bell tower where Qausimodo is.

(Qausimodo was played by an old English actor who was hunchbacked and spoke with a speech impediment which when you tell the joke you imitate!)

Qausimodo asks if he wanted to hear the big bell?

Ok says the guy....

Qausimodo runs and hurls himself at the bell clings on to it and when it returns jump off waits for the bell to return and head butts it creating a tremendous clang!

"Again, again says Qausimodo. Ok says the guy.

Qausimodo repeats the above but obviously slightly groggy from the first attempt.

When he jump off he waits for the bell to return,runs and stumbles... And falls down the bell tower landing in a crumpled heap!

The guy runs down and when he gets there a small crowd have already gathered around..

Does anybody know who he is?

The guy holds his hand up and says...

"I don't know him but his face rings a bell"!

It was Quasimodo when I told the joke!

Two nuns walking down a dark country lane when Dracula jumps out in front of them!

Show him your Cross shouts one nun.

The other nun shouts...

"Why don't you fuck of you pointy toothed, squinty eyed fucker"!