Ugh, this makes me want to watch Eurotrip.

That is from their Hogsback line, which is a thinner and lighter weight leather than their more known Saddleback line.

It will likely be more durable than the average questionable leather bag from an online source, but it likely won't be as durable or heavy as the regular Saddleback line.

I'm certain that whatever happens, it will all work out.

Absolute worst case scenario and your child turns out to be eidetic, she'll carry the role model of your marriage with her into adulthood.

Ugh, this is one of those super-rare occasions where a surgical gaslighting may be optimal and justified.

You have to start sooner rather than later to modify her memory of the incident.

There is no honor in blue balls.

That's so adorable that it gets a pass from the "stolen valor" of impersonating a colonel.

I've gone all the way 'round past "amazed" and am well into "incredulous" now.

Oh yeah, I've been in that situation.

Ultimately, I went scorched earth on the screw, and drilled out the center of the screw with a drill bit, then kept stepping up the drill bit size bit by bit until I had literally scooped the old screw out of the hole from the inside-out.

I was victorious over the inanimate and uncaring object.

I think you're looking for a "broken screw extractor" drill bit.

I think you would just use a smaller diameter extractor when removing a headless screw.

Likely all grandmothers by now.

Are... are you the cat?

I chose to rescue a cat, but my cat chose me when I went to the adoption day.

I'm her caretaker and roommate, and I try my best to look after her.

I don't know that I'd make a good parent, but I'm trying my best with her.

Second vote on Natuzzi.

I bought mine years ago, and aside from the cushions losing their will to live, the leather doesn't have a single hole or tear.

Plenty of scratches and patina, but 100% intact.

I just wish I could get replacement cushions.