Don’t take yourself too seriously, pal. This subreddit used to be fun.

All downvotes are from the aforementioned drivers, or even worse- their addle-brained sympathizers.

Bless you, I was ragging on regular four-wheeled drivers of those states on public roads but you’re right, they do have far more dirt bikes on the streets up there. Especially Baltimore. I think vice or someone may have done a lil exposé on the trend a few years back. I’m all for reckless two-wheeled behavior. I apologize if I misled you

MD/ NY/ NJ drivers are still worse than our dirt bike hooligans

Haha well I’d still go for it. I wouldn’t do it at the river, but the stuff is literally marketed as sidewalk chalk.

It’s chalk, they’re kids. If someone has a problem with it, they can go back in time to Soviet Russia, where they still probably let kids chalk up the sidewalks with impunity

I drink piss all the time, it’s sterile. Or it’s not, but either way it’s pretty okay once you get used to it. But yeah if it looks like piss out of the tap, I wouldn’t drink that.

River flows the other way. This was built by skaters

There were 5 Roman emperors who ruled in succession, known as the “Five Good Emperors,” the last of whom was Marcus Aurelius. They shared the common distinction of not ascending to power through heredity, the last four being adopted heirs.

And turn your damn brights off when 1. A car approaches in the opposite lane 2. You’re behind another car at night. And 3. Don’t tailgate on two lane roads. What are you trying to accomplish? You’re obviously not really in a hurry if you won’t even pass when your opportunity comes. Go around or get off my ass.