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I fuck around with industrial machinery every day for work.

We don't use springs.

I ain't surviving fuck around and find out voltage capacitors to come home and die to a shitty garage spring. Good luck bud.

I'm cheap as shit.

I won't touch a garage spring because I enjoy being alive.

If you have to ask questions about it, you don't know enough to be sure you won't unalive yourself.

Don't recommend.

You're right. If the company goes tits up I'm like seventh in line to be paid.

If crypto goes tits up there isn't a line to get money back.

Actual partial ownership of a company with assets, and profit recognized by law vs actual partial recognition of ownership of numerical bits of a mathematical chain serving no purpose.

Sure thing buckaroo.

Enron was worth billions and regarded as the best investment because they couldn't lose money.

Until that whole bankruptcy and prison thing.

Pets.com was worth money before the bubble burst.

Good luck and good day bud. Hopefully you don't wind up homeless working behind the dumpster at your local Wendy's.

I understand math. The block chain is an incredible invention without a current use. That's being picked up by every scam and con artist this side of a shit coin.

Trying to pick the one that's going to be worth something is like trying to find the Amazon in a sea of Pets.com.

Encouraging people who are so idiotic they'd dump everything into SaveTheKids going into fees and a negative bank account so they can #MOON is tantamount to theft.

You're 100%. Markets bounce.

Scams... Not so much.

When someone else lands on it you can keep your time on it. Until then, we measure the time on the moon in American.

U S A!

U S A!

U S A!

Ah the ignorant bliss of new parents.

Like a sheep to the slaughter.

Send help. I have a toddler.

Found the dad.