Can confirm. I got one of these as a going-away present from the Luftwaffe in 2002, still using it.

I once inherited a cheap plastic one from my little sister. It had been in use for maybe 1-2 years. I wanted to see whether the plates could be switched out with new / different ones. Opened it up. You know how there's a tiny bit of space where the plates end and the case starts? Well, turns out cheese doesn't just get stuck in that, it flows straight on through. And so do grease and crumbs and all other gooey goodness. Had some kind of sci fi alien world living under those plates, from the looks of it. Pink and green and yellow and black and somehow simultaneously slimy and crusty. Yeghhhh.

it's a bot, duh?

Caterpillar's butthole?

Further proof that clownfish should really be called dogfish. It has no clue what's going on and is just happy to be in the middle of things.

> doesn’t stick to diddly squat!

you mean besides itself