wathcman
wathcman t1_j5obfpu wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me an apocalypse scenario and I will write you a short story about people from that situation. by Lamborgani96
We thought it was the end. Yet with great effort and great sacrifices we've manage to contain and neutralise it
wathcman t1_ixk4cp3 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up." by reallygoodbee
This prompt made me think of that one meme of harry potter showing Ron he had discovered guns
wathcman t1_j7o2z2t wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] After such a long time, God has decided that the design of “man’s best friend” has grown stale, and he’s hired you, an ambitious Angel intern, to make some improvements to the species. by Ruffruffman40
Intern: Crap, god wants a change in the dog templates and I'm out of ideas
Manager: Meh, just outsource and have the humans do our jobs for us
Intern: Is that a good idea?
Manager: Sure, just give some of those victorian Englishmen a spark of inspiration, what could possibly go wrong?
Several years later...
Zoologist: Yeah, this species of dog can barely breathe, how it hasn't gone extinct is beyond me