TIL that banana ketchup exists.

You might be fine with the pee, since it's pretty sterile. Might want to use lukewarm water once a day though to clean it (I imagine wiping is quite difficult and painful atm) to clean instead? I've no clue how to wash a dick though, I don't have one 😂

Why don't you go peeing in the shower until it's healed? Doesn't matter if it's a mess there