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stumpdawg t1_it8dgrz wrote

If the river was made of whiskey and I was a duck...I'd swim to the bottom and never come up!

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AngryGiraffe- t1_it9hwrv wrote

Now the river ain't whiskey And I ain't a duck I play jack a diamonds And trust to luck

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_Weyland_ t1_it9eofp wrote

If the ocean was all beer

I would've been a nice dolphin

If the ocean was all vodka

I would've been a submarine...

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