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DeltaSolana t1_iuk1do9 wrote

Take a big shit and you'll do it in 2 minutes.

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Jollymoose1 OP t1_iuk1l2e wrote

Even after shitting, there’s no change in my weight. I tested it out before.

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churninhell t1_iuk2916 wrote

Wat

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Jollymoose1 OP t1_iuk3b9v wrote

It’s true. I was 134.6lbs before the shit. Went back to see how much I weighed, and it’s the same

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Sad_Evidence5318 t1_iuk243o wrote

Dropped more than that in a month just by cutting out pop.

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mrg1957 t1_iuk39e4 wrote

Myfitnesspal. Easy-to-use and effective. My wife and lost 125 combined pounds and kept it off. I did blow $10 on a food scale.

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kittycoppermined t1_iuk4j7f wrote

This is the answer. Count every calorie you put in your mouth.

Weight loss is largely driven by calories in vs calories out. It takes a lot of exercise to burn off the calories of 2 cookies. A lot easier to just skip the cookies

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kattak1983 t1_iuk1qte wrote

Control your blood sugars better, eat better,drink more water. Take care of yourself ,both mentally and physically

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Jollymoose1 OP t1_iuk3fz1 wrote

I’m still working on the mentally part

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kattak1983 t1_iuk3w8e wrote

Yah that is the harder part , but it helps I have found . If you feeling better mentally you take better care of yourself. I mean I still eat alot but I watch what I eat. If that makes sense. You can do it , make sure you talk to your doctor first before you work on loosing weight. He or she can help.

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CryptVulpix t1_iuk28zv wrote

By eating fewer calories and moving more. Try increasing fiber intake and finding low calorie and high volume foods which make you feel fuller longer. Find a physical activity you enjoy doing, even if it's walking 30mins per day and be consistent with it.

5lbs will be gone before you know it.

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CromulentGuido t1_iuk1fnk wrote

Eliminate 3500 calories from your diet per week.

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Astrongin25 t1_iuk2s9j wrote

This is misinformation. Assuming OP is eating exactly at maintenance currently, 3500 Cal deficit equates to 1lbs of weight loss. Eliminating this much per week would yield 8lbs of weight loss over 8 weeks. OP needs to eliminate 2187.5 Ca per week, or average a 312.5 Cal deficit per day over 8 weeks.

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Sarged117 t1_iuk1tq2 wrote

“I tell ya, I get no respect. I asked my doctor how to get rid of five pounds of ugly fat, he recommended a guillotine!” -Rodney Dangerfield

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Yourname942 t1_iuk1g99 wrote

intermittent fasting + light exercise

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tenpercentofnothing t1_iukaka3 wrote

Whole wheat bread (for morning toast) Soups for lunch and/or dinner.

Focus on food with high water-content like fruits and vegetables and soups. They will make you feel fuller longer. I lost 25+ lbs in ~4 months from making healthier choices and logging the food I ate in an app so I knew how many calories I was consuming. I didn’t stop drinking wine, I just planned for it in what I was eating. Avoided desserts except on special occasions (for me it was easier to abstain from desserts rather than have just a tiny sliver, but it’s also okay to keep eating dessert if you plan for it by eating lower calorie items throughout the day.)

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BuddhistSlater t1_iuk1ew2 wrote

I can lose 5 lbs in a week or two with intermittent fasting.

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Astrongin25 t1_iuk3ry3 wrote

Speaking in terms of Cal-in/Cal-out, you would begin by getting an idea of your current Caloric intake and expenditure. This will allow you to understand whether you are currently in a deficit (weight loss), maintaining, or in a surplus (weight gain). From there, I would recommend pinpointing whether diet or exercise are lacking in terms of meeting your goals.

Some way diet could be lacking:

  • low protein intake
  • low fiber intake
  • not tracking food
  • yo-yo dieting

Some ways exercise could be lacking:

  • sedentary lifestyle
  • inconsistency

A lot of the time, people overdo it and find themselves quitting over short spans. Make small, doable behavioral changes and adhere in a way that doesn’t completely redirect you from how you currently live.

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Barnaby_Cuckoldsniff t1_iuk7f9s wrote

Are you kidding? You can lose that in a week. Eat less than 2000 calories per day for a week. Youre welcome.

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Jollymoose1 OP t1_iuk7r77 wrote

I’m not kidding. I work from home 80% of the month.

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Boeing_A320 t1_iukb141 wrote

Consistency. Whatever you pick - diet, exercise, etc. START doing it asap, don’t wait for new year’s or anything else, and secondly be CONSISTENT. You don’t have to push too hard or exercise 3 hours a day. Do a little, but stay consistent.

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WolfgangHelnootIV t1_iuk38xb wrote

That’s only 2 kilos, my weight fluctuates by half that in a week

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Hawkthree t1_iuk3gzh wrote

Go very low carb and you'll lose 10.

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najix35 t1_iuk3qb5 wrote

Diet and exercise. drink water instead of anything, jog 3 miles a day, stop eating bread and potatoes. you’ll lose like 20 lbs in 4-8 weeks

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Jollymoose1 OP t1_iuk7m1b wrote

Ever since I caught Covid months ago, I get out of break after a mile of jogging so I just walk now.

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najix35 t1_iuk92k9 wrote

And that’s fine walking is almost just as good. The diet is the most important part, cut sugar and carbs

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67SuperReverb t1_iuk43fs wrote

Whatever portions you normally eat, tap out 3/4 of the way through.

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spongcake1223 t1_iuk43hh wrote

I go down 5 pounds in a day if I don't eat alot. My body is Hella inconsistent and mixed with me being Hella skinny it's a lose lose

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FistMyBussy t1_iuk4c8z wrote

  • add more fruits/veggies to your diet (5 servings a day)
  • exercise three times a week or walk 30 min. a day.
  • eat mindfully. before you eat anything, ask yourself, am I actually hungry? am I full already?
  • do not smoke
  • drink (alcohol) in moderation
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Jollymoose1 OP t1_iuk7ddz wrote

Could me not drinking alcohol at all make it harder to lose weight?

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FistMyBussy t1_iuk7oxv wrote

I believe not drinking alcohol at all would be beneficial for weight loss. How knowledgable are you behind the science of forming good habits?

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SurvivingWow t1_iuk4goc wrote

2 kilos in 8 weeks is very very doable. Add in a small positive change to your life and you should reach it.

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Flaky-Fellatio t1_iuk5ml0 wrote

Ride a bicycle around your neighborhood most days.

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Jollymoose1 OP t1_iuk79ao wrote

Step 1: Buy a bike that’s going to be outside my monthly budget

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LuckyC1723 t1_iuk9qek wrote

Drink water only. Eat smaller portions of food. Incorporate more fruits and vegetables and protein in your diets. By smaller portions I mean never get full. 75-80%

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[deleted] t1_iuk65th wrote

Just forget it. You know that you'll fold within a week and come to Christmas dinner with those love handles :)

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