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_DontStayTheSame_ t1_iyf9pqf wrote
Deal. Got no one I actually want to talk to on here.
cmdrmcgarrett t1_iyf9tih wrote
only one I have...... so sign my ugly ass up
TomboyNerd t1_iyfa08h wrote
The only social media I do is this. so that will be easy.
zemira_draper t1_iyfa5kc wrote
I know one dude that would've probably saved himself $44B if he had never used social media again.
titsmagee911 t1_iyfac7c wrote
Deal, no backsees
Emotional_Scholar_98 t1_iyfac7d wrote
Yes, I would start an animal rescue and sanctuary and spend my days with animals.
Ghahangi t1_iyfaes1 wrote
Wow. Hurtful. Here I was, stalking you’re account, waiting for a good conversation. Your loss. I think we should talk to other people.
Important_Outcome_67 t1_iyfam6s wrote
Who's the moron who turns down the B?
biffamellie t1_iyfamo1 wrote
I'd take the money I'm only on here nowt else anyway
jsonwithouthemaddk t1_iyfaohy wrote
I'll go buy a house in the middle of nowhere with my own private land to ride dirt bikes all day
Please_no_autographs t1_iyfasa9 wrote
I don't really use social media now. This would be the greatest thing ever.
Swimming_Ad_1370 t1_iyfaw7w wrote
I know one guy who's trying to do better for the world but a bunch of people mock him
Independent_Grab_200 t1_iyfayp9 wrote
> we should talk to other people.
Sounds like you two weren't talking to begin with.
Electronic_War5388 t1_iyfaz8w wrote
No problem!!!!!
mkninetythree t1_iyfb44k wrote
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
an_achronist t1_iyfb8cx wrote
Sold
greedfantasy t1_iyfb8i0 wrote
I feel like I would pay to be forced to never use social media again so fuck yeah.
Willpower is hard...
Big-Promotion-9405 t1_iyfbbah wrote
I can do it
Finalfantasylove85 t1_iyfbcle wrote
Deal
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thedevilsgame t1_iyfbj0t wrote
Would any same person even think twice about taking the money
CoolPotatoTomato t1_iyfbjr1 wrote
Thanks for the $1B, bye
IamtheBoomstick t1_iyfbla2 wrote
Take it. I can just set up text chains rather than Messenger groups. And that's the only important thing I do with 'social media' , the rest is just wasting time.
wobblysnail t1_iyfbmfy wrote
What a stupid fucking question
bunnylover66 t1_iyfbmh0 wrote
Sounds like a great deal, where do I sign?
Salt-Tangelo-9152 t1_iyfbq4y wrote
Fuck yes.
ScaricoOleoso t1_iyfbts9 wrote
I'd just play video games. Give me the money
Ghahangi t1_iyfbxf4 wrote
Shut up. In my dreams we were. That MEANT something
WorldlyPhilosopher t1_iyfc6n2 wrote
I’d do it for the square root of that number.
Social media adds very little value to my life and there are plenty of other ways to be entertained.
Ghahangi t1_iyfca9c wrote
I’m going through a pretty hard breakup right now. Please don’t gaslight me.
FyouPerryThePlatypus t1_iyfce8a wrote
Oh hell yeah. That.. that excludes YouTube, right?
teethalarm t1_iyfcg4s wrote
Seems like a win win to me.
WordStandard t1_iyfcgkh wrote
I’d take the deal, without a second thought!!!
KillyScreams t1_iyfdhax wrote
WTF
We have different priorities in general.
Everything you can find on social media can be found elsewhere minus the shitty opinions.
Ready-Ad-6289 t1_iyfdhnp wrote
This is obviously bait. But there are probably people out there who make enough money off of social media it would actually be a bad deal.
Sarcastic_Troll t1_iyf9oss wrote
I'll take the billion. Bye lol