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Free humble pie first come first serve 🥧🥧

It's October, time to ramp up the scare tactics again.

Wow! Drugs in the united States. This must be real news.

We know its not "breaking news," because the press release is from September.

Just a friendly reminder with Halloween right around the corner🎃

What's scary is our commander and chief summing up this nation with just 2 words "MADE IN AMERICA" and to put a cherry on top of that he talks to dead people👻

Two words: it’s commander-in-chief

Yes. Those crafty folks smuggling drugs across state lines to give them away for free to trick or treaters in your town!

How dumb does a person have to be to believe that?

Shits been peddled since the 80s. I think the one time some kid was killed by poisoned Halloween candy it was the kids dad, who planted the poisoned candy into his stash of regular candy.

If someone's going to murder your child with candy, it is going to be someone that they know.

Can you help me understand why drug dealers would be giving these drugs away for free?

It's about time for the new season of Illegal Caravan airing on Fox News. I wonder who will be in it this year? People from Guatemala or Nicaragua? Maybe Costa Rica?

The first round is always free. And then 6 year old Timmy is hooked. He starts missing dinners with his wife, just to get high. His boss at the steel mill notices him coming in late for his shifts. He spends his whole paycheck on drugs, not a penny into his 401k. This child is full on addicted, the caravan has won.

I remember going to the hospital with all the other kids in southington to have our candy x-rayed for free that was back in the eighties

At least then you knew which Butterfingers were smashed to pieces before you opened them.

Thanks for your constant and irrelevant spam.

Hope you get a job soon, or find something constructive to do with your time.