Submitted by ShibaHook t3_y6299v in GetMotivated
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Mootivate t1_isoufoo wrote
Hey I’m good at sucking things! Wait…
paid_4_by_Soros t1_isq6m1m wrote
Sucking at fellatio means you've already figured it out.
equalsolstice t1_isr30hj wrote
Mission failed successfully
YouTubeLover626 t1_isqvekl wrote
You mean sucking at doing things right...
RIGHT?!
crujones33 t1_isr7ddd wrote
The point of golf is to play less golf.
fadoxi t1_isnohvb wrote
That means I have mastered living.
sabbiralamsr t1_isnqv75 wrote
Failure is the pillar of success
I_have_no_ldea t1_isnw135 wrote
Does this mean i have to fail a bunch more to succed? Oh god, thats not motivating at all.
Creamcorncathy1 t1_isnyqbw wrote
"Don't let failure set you back"
A_Dancing_Coder t1_isol1h5 wrote
It's not motivating but it's the cold hard truth.
Plus, look at every failure as a valuable lesson instead.
SheCouldFromFaceThat t1_isomzda wrote
"It could be that the purpose of your life is to act as a warning to others."
hallo_its_me t1_isor8ku wrote
Sure does. Why not let it motivate you instead?
Despite popular belief, failure doesn't restart you at Square 0.
It just lets you move forward with new information, skills, and experiences. Powerful stuff.
ZipC0de t1_iso2199 wrote
"We need great failure so that we may identify great success"
CommercialExotic2038 t1_isr25zk wrote
And it makes the great success all the sweeter.
ValyrianJedi t1_isppo43 wrote
Definitely not. Especially when it comes to big things
illpaleantologist t1_iso6m05 wrote
Gardening in a nutshell here. There’s no green thumb. You just learn by doing and reading and experience.
nestcto t1_ispxc9x wrote
I've always been told I have a green thumb.
Turns out, I just know how to neglect plants the exact right amount. Plants hate being bothered, and once their core needs are met, they just want to be left alone and not touched.
The more I learn, the more I find that finely targeted neglect seems to be the key to successful plant care. Obviously some plants need more neglect than others. Experience, trial and error allow you to learn how to disregard them properly.
illpaleantologist t1_isqnf70 wrote
I can certainly understand this and I agree. Some, aloe for example, are absolutely better off ignored. Watered almost never. Maybe once every 3 weeks. I recommend reading as much Vita Sackville West as possible, she’s so excellent at explaining about various wants and needs of plants. I firmly believe in starting a plant tree or shrub out properly and then getting out of the way, for the most part. Plenty of garden walks and observation to make sure various things aren’t bothering them - my dog digging a hole in their roots, a heavy branch lying over their limbs, etc. I’ve gardened/landscaped our little plot here, only .5 acre, alone, all work done by me. No hired help except we will hire to get large trees trimmed. We hired to have 16 honeysuckle s shrubs removed, but nothing else. All me, an older person, has done the work and it’s only possible because I mulch, leaves go down crushed up in beds, trimmings are composted, and many native shrubs, perennials and trees are used which can basically take care of themselves and are accustomed to the lack of water and weather here, where they’ve evolved. I have plenty of ornamentals and veg that do need coddling but I have less and less time for them.
megagngn t1_isp3r3j wrote
The master has learned from his failures. And doesn't make the same mistake again.
The other guy doesn't learn from mistakes.
Playing 10000 hours of chess for example will not make you a master. You can even decline in skill as you could reinforce bad habits. Unlearning bad habits is alot harder. Negative progress is possible.
drumintercourse t1_isr6lr4 wrote
You're absolutely correct. However the problem with that analogy is that you're assuming that if you're not a master you've failed. Which I don't believe is the case.
Even if you're not a master after 10,000 hours, you're still going to be really good.
D-Beyond t1_isordv2 wrote
if you want more sucess, increase the frequency of your failures
ningi42 t1_isookkv wrote
And still most my peers have their masters for years now and I still can't get a bachelors.
rossumcapek t1_isozc1p wrote
The full source is the comic "Be Friends with Failure," by Stephen McCranie, originally published October 10, 2012:
JetSetHippie t1_isq372q wrote
Losers quit when they fail, winners fail until they succeed.
HacDan t1_isorfrg wrote
Source for those looking to purchase: https://www.etsy.com/listing/736367084/the-master-has-failed-more-times-than
Not sure why u/ShibaHook tagged this, though.
dzic91 t1_isospdh wrote
Oh, I like this one.
Spatza t1_isp4x0d wrote
Went to my first HEMA class over the weekend. I was awful. Hopefully I have the sense to go again.
Mirracleface t1_isqruze wrote
I started reading this thinking it was a Dr. Who reference, and I have decided to stick with it.
Corben11 t1_isre5se wrote
Me too hah. I was think yeah the master kinda sucks he fails like every time.
rc_12 t1_isqxzg0 wrote
This is very true actually
the few things I'm super skilled at were just hours and days and weeks and years of grinding to figure that shit out
sylsau t1_iss0x86 wrote
Masters are masters because they have tried again and again, and learned from their mistakes to adapt and do better. That's the key.
misterpickles69 t1_isod6oz wrote
You only begin once so that makes sense.
tp5reddit t1_isolcef wrote
👆🏼🙌🏼
sensitivepistachenut t1_isomwx2 wrote
Obi-Wan Kenobi knows this very well
iordanes t1_isoosv4 wrote
First Attempt In Learning
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bakersman420 t1_isovp1y wrote
"Never trying never fails" That's the title my globally published book that the DINOSAURS REMOVED MY NAME FROM BEFORE GIVING IT OUT FOR FREE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH! Damn commie lizards!
Trips-Over-Tail t1_isoykrl wrote
Your failures are your own, old man!
enduring_student t1_ispbapz wrote
This is good. Thank you!
ZombieCrazy55 t1_ispl2oy wrote
r/technicallythetruth
enpeasent t1_ispnjh3 wrote
I love this! I teach chess as a side job and whenever someone gets sad or mad because they lost I tell them "I lost more chess games in my life then all of you combined even played" I sometimes even show them my online stats. About 5000 games played and of course over 1000 lost. It reall gives the students a good perspective.
superblyfeatured t1_isqbyvn wrote
The master has given Dobby a sock!
ted5011c t1_isqurih wrote
While the servant waits, the Master baits.
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Jinarma t1_isr5uta wrote
student, replace beginner with student
megan_magic t1_isrhiwk wrote
I needed this today. Thank you.
JerryT9789 t1_isrjmdi wrote
Bullshit! Throughout life, people have mastered and excelled at everything because of their failures! The ideas may have come from one person but a lifetime of failures has created amazing wonders of the world. No man has accomplished anything on his/her own.
caleb221 t1_isrooaq wrote
The difference between the novice and the master is that the master had failed more times than the novice has tried -korosensei
PIMP1729 t1_isrpiky wrote
This is a masterpiece
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multipleerrors404 t1_iso1rj8 wrote
Still a beginner at masterbation, I guess?
12kdaysinthefire t1_isovu6m wrote
Can’t fail if you never try
Beebootie t1_isqy2hs wrote
I am failing I am trying but Im drowning
Remote_War_313 t1_isoees4 wrote
Some masters were born masters without effort 🤷♂️
StephenDawg t1_isonchx wrote
Yeah...no they weren't.
thewinsomer t1_isoqhtl wrote
What do you mean? Bruce Lee came out of the womb kicking and screaming!
xf2xf t1_isrg7c2 wrote
He even described in some detail what his experience was like:
"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves."
JC_Lately t1_isoi2jo wrote
Sucking at something is the first step to becoming kind of good at it.