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0014095129 t1_j6h0i5d wrote

Too many people are purple drink thinking they are a 1923 merlot.

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deputytech t1_j6fdfwq wrote

You want to talk to me? 500 dollars.

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BobbyTheDude t1_j6gvi7t wrote

It's free and still nobody wants it

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ConanKudo01 t1_j6h6di0 wrote

Don't say that random dude in the comments. You're just too precocious that everybody thinks this price is a scam

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HunkAndDry t1_j6h2apn wrote

Wait. I don’t have to pay people to hang out with me?

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SomeonesRealAccount t1_j6g6int wrote

Since the breakup, my heart's price peaked to the moon and my brain is out of order...

But hey, huge discount in store, buy one cheek get both for free.

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catadeluxe t1_j6irday wrote

I understand you are allowed to change and grow, and it is okay to prioritize people in your life differently if you wish.

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DDman70 t1_j6g9dj5 wrote

just dont go this far

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The_Aztec_Pyramid t1_j6hrg8m wrote

Christ, Anyways how do yiu turn a link into words?

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DDman70 t1_j6i1mng wrote

I use Reddit on a 3rd party app called Infinity, so I can only speak on how to do it via this app, but there's a button that allows you to paste a link and overwrite your own text over it. I would imagine it's in the official app too as well as the web versions.

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Heavy-Food4058 t1_j6hx6he wrote

You talkin to me? You taking to me? There’s nobody else here….who the f**k you think you’re talking to?

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Theoillo t1_j6i6g75 wrote

Feel like this is motivation made by an ai for ai in some type of dystopian future where robots need cheered up and motivated

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AdevilSboyU t1_j6isavb wrote

$20 and a Charms Blow Pop.

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Insanebrain247 t1_j6kqjhk wrote

Bitch, I am about to start PAYING people to take me because no one's biting!

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BeautifulRaven t1_j6ktp7a wrote

Seriously it makes a big difference giving to people that also give back instead of sucking you dry all the time. With all aspects of life.

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SquiggleArms t1_j6lk9ix wrote

Too bad "not for sale" isn't an option

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Imapartofghost t1_j6hr2l7 wrote

Youre also allowed to stay single forever. Dont let a simple "good person" (Yuck!) stop you from being toxic and alone.

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ItsPickles t1_j6ir6um wrote

This is cringe. People need to stop acting like they are uncompromising.

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CumSleuth t1_j6hi902 wrote

Unless that price is a woman's age, that price is only allowed to go up.

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RA2EN t1_j6gtbac wrote

Except not, considering your real worth is dictated by others, not you. What you think of yourself is nearly entirely meaningless. If you haven't made yourself worth something than you are worth nothing

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