Yeah, the recruiters

I work in hospitality av, we use gaffer tape to temporarily stick things to the hotel carpet.

It’s a bit more expensive than regular adhesives like duct tape but it’s strong and leaves little to no residue even after extended periods of time

They still look weird

It’s a vegan restaurant

Doin a sus.

Zero calories is a mindset

Yes, yes it does

Let’s cool it there with creep being the one of the best songs of all time, it’s not even the best song on Pablo honey.

Fuck passion, I want my death to be boring.

Why do you have an adult’s penis?

You want to talk to me? 500 dollars.

What’s your opinion on encore or other event production providers?

Yes

The lovely bones

So by your admission non Americans let their pets shit wherever in the airport.

1. Get tsa precheck
2. fly a single airline and stick with it, you’ll get status faster.
3. southwest has a second seat refund policy for larger people https://www.southwest.com/help/booking/extra-seat-policy ( this solves a lot of your gripes)
4. if you fly international, google flight search is the best to find the ticket with the most room, I am lucky enough to work for a company with a generous international travel policy

Sony wh-1000xm4 are the best on the market

Nothing wrong with asking for a tip on handcrafted goods.

But they could just make it 5 euros

I don’t collect, I admire from a distance

Otherwise known as my buddy Jerry’s porn collection.

Man that thing would be perfect for my professional life of browsing Reddit all day.

I shall now call the bathroom the toilet closet.

Or don’t answer the door. They’ll get the hint.