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deputytech t1_j6fdfwq wrote

You want to talk to me? 500 dollars.

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SomeonesRealAccount t1_j6g6int wrote

Since the breakup, my heart's price peaked to the moon and my brain is out of order...

But hey, huge discount in store, buy one cheek get both for free.

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RA2EN t1_j6gtbac wrote

Except not, considering your real worth is dictated by others, not you. What you think of yourself is nearly entirely meaningless. If you haven't made yourself worth something than you are worth nothing

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0014095129 t1_j6h0i5d wrote

Too many people are purple drink thinking they are a 1923 merlot.

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HunkAndDry t1_j6h2apn wrote

Wait. I don’t have to pay people to hang out with me?

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CumSleuth t1_j6hi902 wrote

Unless that price is a woman's age, that price is only allowed to go up.

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Imapartofghost t1_j6hr2l7 wrote

Youre also allowed to stay single forever. Dont let a simple "good person" (Yuck!) stop you from being toxic and alone.

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Heavy-Food4058 t1_j6hx6he wrote

You talkin to me? You taking to me? There’s nobody else here….who the f**k you think you’re talking to?

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DDman70 t1_j6i1mng wrote

Replying to The_Aztec_Pyramid (#1,610,831)

I use Reddit on a 3rd party app called Infinity, so I can only speak on how to do it via this app, but there's a button that allows you to paste a link and overwrite your own text over it. I would imagine it's in the official app too as well as the web versions.

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Theoillo t1_j6i6g75 wrote

Feel like this is motivation made by an ai for ai in some type of dystopian future where robots need cheered up and motivated

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ItsPickles t1_j6ir6um wrote

This is cringe. People need to stop acting like they are uncompromising.

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catadeluxe t1_j6irday wrote

I understand you are allowed to change and grow, and it is okay to prioritize people in your life differently if you wish.

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Insanebrain247 t1_j6kqjhk wrote

Bitch, I am about to start PAYING people to take me because no one's biting!

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BeautifulRaven t1_j6ktp7a wrote

Seriously it makes a big difference giving to people that also give back instead of sucking you dry all the time. With all aspects of life.

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