Because they can’t handle their spirits.

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Makcim32311 t1_jeftjp3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:23 PM

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Why do not vampires like the butchers?

Because of the steaks.

Hattix t1_jefu0qz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:26 PM

#2,542,918

Exorcists handle spirits.

Bumbleclat t1_jefu5e4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:26 PM

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Replying to Hattix (#2,542,918)

So can alcoholics

usefullycruise42 t1_jefuaq5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:27 PM

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Too soon :(

Ragoune t1_jefv4g9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM

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r/antijokes

Hattix t1_jefv8l9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:34 PM

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Replying to Bumbleclat (#2,542,958)

Then exorcists can't be alcoholics and the joke falls flat

Dottsterisk t1_jefvikk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:36 PM

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Should probably be:

> Why do exorcists make good alcoholics?

> Because they can handle their spirits.

VeritosCogitos t1_jefvozv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:37 PM

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Replying to Hattix (#2,543,316)

Waa waaa

LazyiestCat t1_jeg0lii wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:09 PM

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Well alcoholics dont hold their spirits they imbide them no?

Deviate_Taco t1_jegfcmp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:48 PM

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Isn't the whole point of an exorcist TO handle spirits?

Acoustic_blues60 t1_jegysti wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:07 PM

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Employment interview:

"Do you have problems with alcohol?"

"No, I can down a whole case of beer without barfing."

[deleted] t1_jegz5vh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:10 PM

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Replying to Hattix (#2,542,918)

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