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Sorelypuncture t1_je3d6qa wrote

To say this joke bombed would be to give it more credit than it deserves

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Bluebladexd t1_je3g1zl wrote

And you said "i have only light vehicle license"

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tlokjock t1_je3gwa3 wrote

Plot twist: It was a food truck and now I'm serving falafel to the masses. Crisis averted, business thriving.

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joculator t1_je3hiac wrote

*Ah...my little Ali....they blow up so fast...*sigh

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Salnj t1_je3ihs9 wrote

But it started the timer for the bomb instead. Next thing I know bada bang!

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xSAJJADx t1_je43qur wrote

I literally started laughing out loud at work. I'm from Iraq, lol.

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TimeOk8571 t1_je44bw1 wrote

Dial a wrong number in Iraq to hear a bomb go off.

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n30nl30n t1_je4lv7q wrote

A man from Iraq called a sex line, the girl on the phone was so good- he told her he was about to explode in his pants

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johnp299 t1_je5dkwf wrote

I tell ya, no respect, no respect!

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livingnik t1_je5g0t0 wrote

the hopeless in america up blow

the hopeless in iraq blow up

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OctaneTroopers t1_je5viif wrote

I went to a suicide bomber school in Iraq. The teacher said "right lads, I'm only going to show you this once"

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