Submitted by Hwarrior12 t3_127e78o in Jokes
The pupils because they dilate.
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[deleted] t1_jeds8hw wrote
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Vividlyheave77 t1_jeds9x9 wrote
A pretty cornea joke if you ask me...
Tammaspoes t1_jedu1hk wrote
Is this because the tik tok has access to the dilation?
CirnoIzumi t1_jee4yb3 wrote
And optical!
Prestigious-Rub-7244 t1_jee5i2j wrote
hair and nails
Kimi_Arthur t1_jee5ozo wrote
I thiught this was the ELI5 sub...
iamomarahmad t1_jeebej9 wrote
I don't know cuz I never experienced it
IAmEggsOk t1_jeed2uf wrote
The live-r
Silt99 t1_jeed9n8 wrote
They actually die first
me_kiddin t1_jeeda5p wrote
They dilate, but they still di. They're not liver.
Possible_Priority170 t1_jeefrib wrote
This truly had heart…
boywholived_299 t1_jeej1aa wrote
Ofcourse, your pupils were busy dying
Wayne1946 t1_jeemvej wrote
Well that your view,anyway.
Ogfrebu83 t1_jeep1wq wrote
... and they never learned
SpeedBartPL t1_jeeqfi6 wrote
You gotta wait for someone to say "I'm all ears" so thats it ig
Ok_Faithlessness9757 t1_jees4z5 wrote
Eye see what you did there.
Beneficial-Badger-61 t1_jeeswzv wrote
Hair last, bad dye job
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeet0lu wrote
Yea, but you and OP have never seen eye to eye
[deleted] t1_jeevf77 wrote
Sometimes I wish the comments would resist the urge to make every subpar topical pun they can squeeze out and just let someone who made a funny joke exist with that funny joke. Why do we all have to be contributors all the time
Budget_Builder_979 t1_jef0nwr wrote
I respect your view. But i will not close my eyes to the other comments.
akodo1 t1_jef0y3j wrote
When I tell this one I ask it as "when a person dies via the electric chair what part of the body dies last"
andtransios t1_jef3fn0 wrote
Your Tiktok account as it needs to take those photos first
audioinside t1_jef4em3 wrote
never seen a cornea joke
Difficult-Reach-5205 t1_jef5nln wrote
so tired to sigh
Badass-19 t1_jefadc5 wrote
Iris what you did there
SoftGreasyTurd t1_jefbrte wrote
Actually it’s your hair follicles.
BloodyDiarrheaSoup t1_jefbu7s wrote
FatSolubleDiarrhea t1_jefc5a3 wrote
Yes and at same time your nail beds. So both at same time. Attend any funeral wake and ask morticians if they have to shave the deceased male’s face and they will say “yes”
Hwarrior12 OP t1_jefd0vp wrote
Ok I definitely didn't know about that. Kind of creepy when you think about it lol.
SarcastaRandy t1_jefh03z wrote
Eye don't get it
Fanttastic-Try t1_jefhdna wrote
Your pupils - they DIE LATE
emo_hooman t1_jefjciq wrote
Dilate die late
Ytrog t1_jefmg32 wrote
Whatever organ that was donated 🤔
1982MJG t1_jefmqce wrote
The first time I smoked cannabis, I told my friends I couldn’t go home because my “eyes were pupilated”.
We still laugh at that 20 some years later.
thechampaignlife t1_jefms8h wrote
Or the bacteria in your intestines.
Ewetootwo t1_jefovur wrote
Because we need to be eye lashed.
Ewetootwo t1_jefp752 wrote
Ohm don’t know.
Ewetootwo t1_jefpmux wrote
That’s because you haven’t scratched the surface and aren’t focused enough. I retina my right to further insights.
Virtual-Doubt748 t1_jefqxl7 wrote
These jokes don't make sense. And they are not even funny.
Past_Love2715 t1_jeft9j1 wrote
Eye’ve heard better
LocalEquivalent1372 t1_jefu43h wrote
Deez nutz
Cowboy_Reaper t1_jefuj0x wrote
Do the blood vessels, pupils, sphincters and cervix compete to see who dies latest?
meeyeam t1_jefunmf wrote
It's pretty cruel, since the pupil was supposed to dial 911 in an emergency, but instead it decided to dial eight.
kuro_khan t1_jefy85f wrote
Don't worry too much, it's a low-brow joke.
ericdburton t1_jefzp04 wrote
This should be in r/angryupvotes 😂
7157xit-435 t1_jeg0kyn wrote
Pretty much the beauty of Reddit.
apd543 t1_jeg125a wrote
I dunno humorous!.
No_Vast_7364 t1_jeg1y8z wrote
Its your opinion if they are funny they do make sense execpt the iris what you did there
apd543 t1_jeg2k33 wrote
Well actually I’m sure they say it’s because of all the water being lost and the body actually shrinking or something so it isn’t still growing (what would feed it the nutrients and everything required for growth?).
E420CDI t1_jeg2wjy wrote
Oh no deer
apd543 t1_jeg30dc wrote
If I stay at a friends house I don’t become the house (jus saying but good try).
E420CDI t1_jeg32mv wrote
Arrrrrrr, me hearty!!!
r/Pirates
E420CDI t1_jeg3bfr wrote
How do eye operate the periscope?
E420CDI t1_jeg3fs1 wrote
King Charles III has entered the chat
E420CDI t1_jeg3mbs wrote
Ewetootwo t1_jeg3yjn wrote
I don’t know by Harried Potter told me the guy they fried was named Voltimeter.
E420CDI t1_jeg40d4 wrote
Pulled out all the stops there
Imaginary-Pride-8158 t1_jeg5xms wrote
I was going to say that I know my soul goes first. I’m married and have kids.
Awizardsviewpoint44 t1_jeg67r7 wrote
Oh I see what you did.
PatAD t1_jeg7gs8 wrote
Life is short. Ya blink and it's over.
RutCry t1_jegcdi6 wrote
The Pink Floyd shapes and colors coming out of your speakers does that to them.
Rough_Horror_5118 t1_jegdt0i wrote
Volt don't you know?
Rough_Horror_5118 t1_jegeamj wrote
Eye don't see your point
AdAcceptable1700 t1_jegf2sr wrote
I don't see the point of this exercise
Heavy-Metal-Munchkin t1_jegfvv0 wrote
Iris my case
gayprivilegedgiraffe t1_jeggt7j wrote
Your feet because leg-ends never die
Ewetootwo t1_jegjgov wrote
The questions keep alternating.
Jah-Rasta t1_jegkaf3 wrote
Iris I’d never read this thread
SoftGreasyTurd t1_jegnatg wrote
No the cells are still alive and produce hair and nails.
Look it up.
-DebbieDowner-- t1_jegnn6z wrote
The person with the gross name is correct. The hair and nails do continue to grow due to the cells still being very much actively alive.
Altruistic-Rip4364 t1_jegq5i3 wrote
Eye carumba
Money-Shock-6925 t1_jegslix wrote
Could you share some contacts?
Hardyminardi t1_jegzxka wrote
Not in a school shooting they don't.
Hardyminardi t1_jeh0f04 wrote
Wouldn't, "it's cornea than I thought" have worked a bit better?
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parloussharing63 t1_jedrwj3 wrote
Did not see that coming.