Ogfrebu83
Ogfrebu83 t1_jcuh3x0 wrote
Reply to comment by PrA2107 in The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, by orthogonal-vector
Noooo!
Not him too!
Ogfrebu83 t1_jctoket wrote
Reply to The one thing I hate about superhero movies is how unrealistic they are, by orthogonal-vector
Come on!!!
I thought Batman was real!
Ogfrebu83 t1_jae7mui wrote
Reply to My friend started a tattoo parlor that only accepts payment in the form of flashing. by issapenguin
Tat should be long...
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja7lpw1 wrote
Reply to comment by pork_fried_christ in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
It's only a little Shake-spear.
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja7j01d wrote
Reply to comment by sweenman22 in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
You hit it on this joke.
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja7hh0g wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
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Ogfrebu83 t1_ja5nuyr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Except for Gremlins.
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja5np9h wrote
What goes in stiff, comes out wet, and smells like fish.
The scuba diver.
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja3u7dq wrote
Reply to comment by ChaseShiny in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
And better than me too.
But I won't compare organ playing.
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9xxtod wrote
Reply to comment by jrtts in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
No recognition is good enough for most people.
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9xxn9k wrote
Reply to comment by an_illogical_mind in What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? by Outcazt-
.... And a carrot.
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9wbbdu wrote
Wait! ..
... pig ...
... came ...
... closet ...
Sounds like an infidelity or a lgbt statement ...
But the answer is :
"out if the closet!"
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9w4t44 wrote
Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
Are there flags with street signs instead of math symbols? (Maths aren't popular)
Ogfrebu83 t1_j9ic3zy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My doctor he dont help either, he told me to run 5 Miles a Day for two weeks by Firewing435
It's funny as it is...
Just watch people trying to get it.
Ogfrebu83 t1_j93avyk wrote
Reply to comment by Zestyclose_Ad2224 in What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? by Steam20
That's within the bunch.
Ogfrebu83 t1_j6f6q4k wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
"Why a new one? The cuckoo just came back from his friends!" "Don't be silly, it also threw up all over the toilet..." "Don't tell me he brought his friends home while I was sleeping on the couch?" "Next time you hear or dream on a cuckoo's party, have some Pepto-bismol, please."
Ogfrebu83 t1_j677459 wrote
Mike Rowe waves at him. Is he hot?
Ogfrebu83 t1_jeep1wq wrote
Reply to When you die, which body part dies last? by Hwarrior12
... and they never learned