Submitted by ES_FTrader t3_1266ijq in Jokes

He begins to worry.

'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.

She whispers in his ear, ‘that's me before the surgery.'

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Civil-Needleworker-8 t1_je8635i wrote

one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

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Eichmil t1_je87v9x wrote

Not much between despair and ecstasy

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sharksnut t1_je8rrsu wrote

Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness

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EclipseSpark t1_je7ta95 wrote

This person seems awfully vain to keep a photo of themselves on the bedside table.

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NDodma01 t1_je7xqpy wrote

Lola

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refreshing_username t1_je83gsd wrote

Never pick up "girls" in old Soho.

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vegancookie t1_je9ip7n wrote

Transphobe spotted

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refreshing_username t1_je9v16f wrote

Look, buddy, you and I probably agree on most things politically, but childishly calling names makes the world worse, not better. And that's even before we get to the fact that your zero-data judgment is exactly wrong.

First, you clearly didn't get the tongue in cheek reference to the tongue in cheek song. Look it up.

Second, I have a trans son who I cherish and who I supported every step of the way, from his coming out, through surgery, and now hormone therapy. He's one of the most courageous people I know.

You know who's been spotted here? The well-meaning but ultimately destructive clod who wants to throw around labels, polarize, call names, and make constructive dialogue impossible.

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vegancookie t1_je9vml2 wrote

I have no idea what song you’re talking about, not everyone will know your pop culture references, and if it hadn’t been some unknown pop culture reference there is no way in hell it wouldn’t be overtly transphobic. You could even post the reference here if you want to really let the audience know what on the hell you are referencing.

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vegancookie t1_je9z7as wrote

/u/refreshing_username You get now why I'm primed to think comments like yours are transphobic?

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[deleted] t1_jea0k29 wrote

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vegancookie t1_jea3q3v wrote

You have either mistaken edgeyness with bigotry, or you simply are a bigot, neither would surprise me.

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[deleted] t1_jea6w6c wrote

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vegancookie t1_jea7nsf wrote

Your words are clearly towards me, and show that you give a little more than a simply penny for how I, and others, feel. That you feel threatened by other people's gender identity, shows just how insecure you are with yours. You are trying to impose your perception of other people's gender identity onto them regardless of if it is their gender identity. You seem to think you are in fact, the main character.

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88Goldman88 t1_jea9jri wrote

I am the MAIN character of MY LIFE, but i dont demand YOU to change for me, or be in it. I love to eat meat, drink my milk with cookies, but I dont give a bleep about you eating your vegancookie and subtitute with vitamin pills. I love my woman, but i dont have care if you are sexually attractive to grasses, dog, cat, Jesus, Buddha...... And If you can't get it, then you are the problem.

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vegancookie t1_jea9z4j wrote

Again, you misgendered some imaginary person in your initial reply because you want them to be the gender you perceive then to be rather than who they are, you are trying to main character the whole universe, not just your life, but other people’s lives.

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88Goldman88 t1_jeabu95 wrote

you are too far from this world, i'm suggesting your psychiatrist to add Lithium and Vraylar to your daily Pills. Eat your grasses and be happy, you are NOT a MEATPHOBIC.

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CabinetDear3035 t1_je87e1y wrote

OMG....!!!!! Then he gets a picture of a woman from his wallet......

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Psy__Ops t1_je87q1d wrote

When the 'Ole scratch n Sniff lets you down...

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ObligedPath t1_je8li0h wrote

At least she’s being transparent

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KWHarrison1983 t1_je9folk wrote

Umm not having that conversation first is one of the least transparent things a person could do.

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vegancookie t1_je9i9la wrote

When trans people are openly out they are frequently killed. It is 100% up to the trans person when to come out, and you do not need to inform someone you are trans before you sleep with them.

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KWHarrison1983 t1_jeapekt wrote

Highly disagree with that. Just because the trans person is ok with their identity doesn't make it ok to assume others are too.

I'm all for trans people being trans, but it's a very key piece of information for a lot of people, especially where sex is concerned. For example many people only want to sleep with those of the opposite biological sex and a person's gender identity means squat. There's nothing transphobic about that; it's how the vast majority of the population realistically looks at the intersection between sex and gender.

Again, that's not to say trans people shouldn't be allowed to feel the way they feel, and the vast majority of people do support that. But if they're going to be dishonest with people and do things that are likely to cross other people's boundaries, that's another issue altogether.

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vegancookie t1_jeapqtl wrote

Others are what, comfortable with someone else’s gender identity? What? That makes zero sense…

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GolgothaRising t1_jeasbtg wrote

Comfortable with knowing what you are fucking.

The assumption that there will be a negative reaction to the truth, so the truth shouldn't be known, is fucking ridiculous when it comes to dating.

Honesty and sincerity, even if it puts you in an awkward position.

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vegancookie t1_jeau3pd wrote

Fucking and dating are not always the same thing, and trying to see how your potential partner is so you can judge how safe you are to come out is absolutely fair enough when trans people are murdered so often.

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Out of interest are you as vocal when a married man conceals his martial relationship to pursue sexual relationships with others? I see a lot of outrage about trans people, but not so much about married men, and not on the same level.

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GolgothaRising t1_jeauruf wrote

Honesty is important in both. I would neither like to fuck nor date someone who is deceptive about very simple and normal things that they shouldn't be ashamed of or hide.

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vegancookie t1_jeav60t wrote

Do you honestly not understand self preservation and not wanting to be murdered?

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GolgothaRising t1_jeb4sfw wrote

Straw man, not worth arguing with you.

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vegancookie t1_jeb6dpz wrote

It's not a strawman, you are saying that trans people being honest is **more** important than trans people not being murdered. The reason trans people aren't always forth coming about who they are when they get into relationships is because they don't want to die. So if you respect their partners feelings **more** than you respect trans people's lives, your argument makes sense, but that's a hell of a way to prioritize, and clearly shows a lack of care about trans lives.

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GolgothaRising t1_jeba1ut wrote

I'm not saying that, and that's exactly what a straw man is. Where you put words in the mouth of my argument, and argue against points and claims that I'm not arguing against.

You have no reason or logic in building your points, only vitriol.

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vegancookie t1_jebgevk wrote

"The assumption that there will be a negative reaction to the truth, so the truth shouldn't be known, is fucking ridiculous when it comes to dating."

There is a long and grim of trans abuse and murders because of trans people being open about being trans, you seemingly choose to ignore this piece of information. That is the argument you made, and if you don't understand your own premises to your own argument, then that's a you problem.

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LeftCarpet3520 t1_je8l363 wrote

Reminded me of a scene in Hangover. Forgot if it was 1 or 2 tho

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BlackPignouf t1_je933s5 wrote

Ending pictures of Hangover 2. No transition yet, though.

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BlueMonkey-CoCo t1_je9ckya wrote

Wondered why she wanted to do only anal. Call that a win!

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Snoo36970 t1_jea7sai wrote

I would have been like “Hey I got one of those”.

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mammamia42069 t1_jee89ij wrote

LOL TRANSGENDER XD XD XD ANYONE HAVE SEX WITH A TRANSGENDER WOMAN? LOL! LMAO! THIS WOMAN THAT NO LONGER RESEMBLES HER PAST SELF IN ANY CONCEIVABLE WAY USED TO BE A MAN!!!!!! LOL LMAO HOMOSEX GAY PENIS

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Cinnamon_Floof t1_jebfo3s wrote

Is the punchline that the girl is trans? Cause it sounds kinda transphobic to me

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