neoprenewedgie
neoprenewedgie t1_j9ttr43 wrote
"the alphabet" has 11 letters.
neoprenewedgie t1_j9e7j9i wrote
Reply to comment by Imaginary-Comment-89 in CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
It's a spelling joke.
neoprenewedgie t1_j8h98ge wrote
Reply to I guess my car wanted to be sedated by backslashdotcom
Is that feet? I've never had a car last that long.
neoprenewedgie t1_j6okcoh wrote
Reply to Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit
Try again, OP.
neoprenewedgie t1_j6kmnfk wrote
Reply to comment by Ziggy5tardu5t in typical highschool bathroom stall by ChickenScrxtch82
A little more low-brow, but same general idea.
neoprenewedgie t1_j6j9lt7 wrote
Reply to comment by yonimh in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Finding half a worm in your apple.
neoprenewedgie t1_j6h2qf1 wrote
Reply to Four Wishes of Every Man by avd706
I would think it would be "Have as many girlfriends as your wife thinks you have"
neoprenewedgie t1_j6h22om wrote
Reply to typical highschool bathroom stall by ChickenScrxtch82
I was so disillusioned when I went off to college and the bathroom stall graffiti was still lame. However, there was one quote I saw that stuck with me for over 30 years:
"She's so hot, I'd drag my cock across 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the telephone."
I dunno... there was just a certain poetry to it.
neoprenewedgie t1_j6an6uj wrote
Fingerpaint... FINGERPAINT!
neoprenewedgie t1_j6aa470 wrote
It's upside down.
neoprenewedgie t1_j5sao3h wrote
OP has never been to the Dark Web.
neoprenewedgie t1_j2fkql7 wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
"Humor artist?" Now THAT'S funny.
neoprenewedgie t1_j2esakm wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
I disagree. Because shaking hands is such a normal activity, mentioning it doesn't draw any undo attention to it.
neoprenewedgie t1_j2eqcq7 wrote
neoprenewedgie t1_iyei82k wrote
Reply to comment by Punningisfunning in Why don’t dentists like math? by Punningisfunning
Thank you! I had no idea.
And your username really threw me off - I assumed it HAD to be a pun!
neoprenewedgie t1_iye5nfv wrote
Reply to Why don’t dentists like math? by Punningisfunning
I need help with this one... is there a pun in there (something like calcium less?) or is it just a twist and it could have said algebra?
neoprenewedgie t1_iuceh0e wrote
Please don't be nein...Please don't be nein...Please don't be nein...
It isn't nein! Thank you, OP!
neoprenewedgie t1_itwttxj wrote
Reply to comment by benglescott in One of my roommate’s tea boxes stands out to me…I’m not sure why by itsON-Ders
I completely missed it at first. I was more focused on the Mac & Cheese.
neoprenewedgie t1_itq8ibd wrote
Reply to What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect? by Carburetors_are_evil
It's a fine joke, but not Dad enough for the "see myself out" tag.
neoprenewedgie t1_it3kcob wrote
Reply to comment by Donkeyshow7 in A man walked into bar... by livingi
You mean.... "it's the whale joke."
neoprenewedgie t1_isw3gwf wrote
Scary fact: There are no specific requirements for becoming a federal judge.
neoprenewedgie t1_j9upvav wrote
Reply to What did the Norwegian say to the other Norwegian by Uh-Usernames
There is Norway the is funny. (sic.)