Submitted by HyperMBE t3_z721ur in Jokes

A joke my dad wrote to me in one of his letters while he was in prison:

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A farm boy gets up early one morning and finds himself very
hungry. So he hurries downstairs to get his breakfast.

When he reaches the kitchen, he finds his mom already there.
"Not so fast, young man" she says; "You won't get breakfast
until you're chores are done!"

Perturbed, the boy stomps out of the house to do his chores.
On the way to the barn, he shoves the cow out of his way.
Then he kicks the rooster in his frustration. At the pig
pen, he pulls the sow's ears.

Finally he finishes his chores and returns to the kitchen to
get his breakfast.

His mom says, "I saw you shove the cow, and for that you
won't have milk for breakfast. I also saw you kick the
rooster; for that, no eggs. And I saw you pull the sow's
ears; for that, no bacon.

At that very moment, the little boy's Dad walks through the
door and trips over the cat. Pissed off, he kicks the cat
across the room.

The little boy looks up to his Mom and says, "Are you going
to tell him or am I?"

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Phogna_Bologna_Pogna t1_iy4nvxy wrote

I thought while he was doing chores, he killed a bumble bee and a butterfly, so no butter or honey for breakfast, as dad walked in the door a cockroach scurried out from under the fridge which mom quickly stomps out.

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President_Calhoun t1_iy4ucgh wrote

>I also saw you kick the rooster; for that, no eggs.

I think I've found a loophole that might get the kid some eggs after all.

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metler88 t1_iy5jzvg wrote

Roosters don't lay eggs.

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