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Grievous_Nix t1_ixus35k wrote

A student, struggling to find a job, tries to apply to a zoo as a security guard or a cleaner. The director says: “Those positions are already staffed, but if you really need money - one of our most popular animals is the monkey, but it died yesterday, so if you’re in, we’ll provide you a monkey suit and you’ll pretend to be a monkey, no one will notice the difference! We’ll pay you more than a guard or a cleaner!”

The student, of course, agrees. The next day they give him the monkey suit and he replaces the monkey. All is going well - he’s jumping around, eating bananas, making gestures to the visitors, until suddenly, during a trick jump done wrong, he falls into an adjacent lion enclosure.

He sees a lion coming towards him and says “shit, is this really how I die?”

The lion approaches him and says “Oh ‘sup bro, what’s your major?”

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It_Was_A_Toomah t1_ixvd9cc wrote

I heard this joke a bit differently. When the guy in the monkey suit falls into the lion enclosure, he starts screaming for help. The lion then says "Shut up! You'll blow our cover!"

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gackt2 t1_ixvvdwh wrote

In version I heard, he's security and freak out because one of the lion just suddenly dead, so he skinned that lion, wear the skin and act like one, but when a lion come close to him, he started to get freak out , the lion come close and speak to him in very low voice "calm down, it's me, accountant. Do you have tobacco ? The gorilla said he want to smoke so badly". Sorry if I bother you

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Ancient_Axe t1_ixvh7al wrote

That works too but the main comment sounds more meme-ish tbh

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