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thetrevorkian t1_j1q75lu wrote

Because you can disrespect the room.

Sure you can disrespect your own room but then you have to clean up that disrespect later.

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SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qbmju wrote

If she's a squirter, the prep to save the mattress is real

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OG_Panthers_Fan t1_j1qh0nr wrote

Get a waterproof mattress cover.

No amount of towels or blankets is enough to protect the mattress completely.

Waterproof sex blankets can get moved aside in the midst of the action.

But make sure you wash or replace the cover before you have anyone help you move. Those stains are unmistakable.

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CapeMOGuy t1_j1r1gdx wrote

Never use fabric softener when washing anything that is waterproof. It has petroleum-derived ingredients that will strip away the waterproofing.

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CautiousTeam3220 t1_j1rrr5o wrote

You can nut in the curtains without hesitation

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thetrevorkian t1_j1s0ptg wrote

Yea it made me think of that Tom segura joke about disrespecting hotel rooms! Lol

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