Submitted by Brewer1056 t3_zvcw2t in Jokes
thetrevorkian t1_j1q75lu wrote
Because you can disrespect the room.
Sure you can disrespect your own room but then you have to clean up that disrespect later.
SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qbmju wrote
If she's a squirter, the prep to save the mattress is real
OG_Panthers_Fan t1_j1qh0nr wrote
Get a waterproof mattress cover.
No amount of towels or blankets is enough to protect the mattress completely.
Waterproof sex blankets can get moved aside in the midst of the action.
But make sure you wash or replace the cover before you have anyone help you move. Those stains are unmistakable.
CapeMOGuy t1_j1r1gdx wrote
Never use fabric softener when washing anything that is waterproof. It has petroleum-derived ingredients that will strip away the waterproofing.
[deleted] t1_j1qdn24 wrote
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SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qep92 wrote
The blood and motor oil is a bitch
onegoodmug t1_j1sbzks wrote
Anytime I change the sheets: “I should call her”
CautiousTeam3220 t1_j1rrr5o wrote
You can nut in the curtains without hesitation
thetrevorkian t1_j1s0ptg wrote
Yea it made me think of that Tom segura joke about disrespecting hotel rooms! Lol
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