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Malvastor t1_j02r3qh wrote

Reply to comment by discerningpervert in A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor

The most uncomfortable miracle in the Catholic canon.

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bentheechidna t1_j03t8lv wrote

This is how Catholics tell the story of the conception of Sleipnir.

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CNDoctor t1_j035kl0 wrote

Kink shaming! Dude, come on it's 2022.

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Malvastor t1_j03jcfs wrote

I'll have you know kink shaming is a real kink of mine.

Please keep scolding.

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Mad_Moodin t1_j048jky wrote

That's fucked up dude.

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Carnivorous_Mower t1_j04pq8u wrote

Camelid necrophiliac sodomy is kind of niche, so I can understand why some might be a bit reluctant to accept it.

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Metroplex038 t1_j056ljb wrote

If your kink is necrophia and beastiality at the same time, I'm pretty sure most people are going to judge at least a little

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jojo69bola t1_j042bp1 wrote

I think there is some way more uncomfortable shit in the bible

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Malvastor t1_j04c1rd wrote

Honestly? I can't think of anything. The Bible doesn't shy away from frank descriptions of some nasty stuff, but I can't think of any instances of camel lovin'.

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2Ben3510 t1_j04gr7r wrote

I'd say Loth's daughters getting him drunk and then raping him to get pregnant is arguably more uncomfortable than fucking a camel.

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transformedxian t1_j059sxy wrote

I'll see your incest and raise you dismemberment of a corpse. Young Levite tosses his concubine out into the street where she gets gang raped and left to die, which she does the next morning. He cuts her body into 12 pieces and sends one piece to each of the tribes.

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WordsMort47 t1_j05f0fn wrote

Why did he do that?

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theXpanther t1_j05khdt wrote

Because he was angry. All the Israelites gathered and fought the benjamintes, and destroyed the city, and killed ask the women. They also promised never to let their daughters marry a benaminite.

However, then some smart people realized they actually needed all 12 tribes so that encouraged the remaining benaminites to kidnap some women to marry. This saved them from extinction but it the tribe always stayed small.

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transformedxian t1_j072s3c wrote

The Levite and his concubine (could have been a lesser wife since polygamy was allowed and her father supported the relationship) were staying with an elderly man in Gibeah. The men of the town came to the house and demanded the old man give them his male guests (the Levite and his servant) to sexually abuse. He wouldn't but tossed out his virgin daughter and the concubine instead. The Levite sends parts of his concubine to the tribes to shake them up out of their moral lassitude. (But let's not ignore the fact he himself did this despicable, reprehensible thing himself in allowing a woman in his care to be abused like this.)

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Malvastor t1_j06tk15 wrote

To send a visceral, grisly message about the Benjaminites' crime. He could say what they did in a letter, but that doesn't have the same impact without a visual aid. And since it was several thousand years before the first camera...

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tvalone2 t1_j05i4aj wrote

Who the hell is Loth? Sloths brother?

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Kraylonavich t1_j04bdc1 wrote

Uncomfortable, like the back of a Volkswagen ?

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Malvastor t1_j06w3si wrote

Yes, assuming you've stuffed a dead camel back there and are now stuffing it.

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