I stand on my feet.

>communication is bad

Very true, this is why I never talk to people.

The best part of any joke about the Soviet Union is the offended tankies complaining about it.

>a worker's state

You... you think the Soviet Union was a "worker's state"? Oh boy.

This is actually an altered version of a joke told by Russians during that time:

>Stalin is dead and things have begun to lighten up a bit relatively speaking.
>
>An old couple live in an apartment in Moscow and she sends him down to buy some meat for supper. After queueing for the obligatory three hours he gets to the counter and the woman says 'No more meat, meat finished'.
>
>He cracks and starts raving 'I fought in the Revolution, I fought for Lenin in the First World War and for Stalin in the Second World War and we are still in this shit?'
>
>One of the leather-jacketed brigade takes him on one side and says 'Look old man you know you can't talk like this. Just think, a few years ago you would have been shot for saying these things.'
>
>The old man trudges home. His wife seeing him empty-handed says 'Run out of meat again have they?'
>
>He says: 'It's worse than that, they've run out of bullets.'

Yes, assuming you've stuffed a dead camel back there and are now stuffing it.

AHHH MORE!

To send a visceral, grisly message about the Benjaminites' crime. He could say what they did in a letter, but that doesn't have the same impact without a visual aid. And since it was several thousand years before the first camera...

Arguably; I guess that one's subjective.

Honestly? I can't think of anything. The Bible doesn't shy away from frank descriptions of some nasty stuff, but I can't think of any instances of camel lovin'.

OH YEAH

I'll have you know kink shaming is a real kink of mine.

Please keep scolding.

The most uncomfortable miracle in the Catholic canon.