Fellow picks up a girl in a bar, takes her home, they kiss, they make out, and one thing leads to another and there they are, in bed, naked.

After some exciting foreplay, the fellow is about to consummate the deed, when the girl moans: "your toe, I want your toe!"

"EH?" the fellow responds.

"Your TOE", screams the girl, "TAKE ME WITH YOUR BIG TOE!"

Ever the gentlemen, the fellow complies.

A couple of days later, the fellow calls the girl on the phone.

"Err...I don't quite know how to tell you this, but I've been diagnosed with syphilis of the big toe."

The girl screams into the phone:

"You think THAT's something? I have ATHLETE'S CUNT!"