Octopus.
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AryaNunya t1_j216zkn wrote
Something you'll never be invited to.
thencedrive811 t1_j21717s wrote
Mister President
totheu t1_j217yse wrote
That’s like your opinion man.
Big_Simba t1_j218kba wrote
That’s how the movie Octopussy got it’s name
doginjoggers t1_j21b6yn wrote
Disappointing 8 women simultaneously
TravelingMan666 t1_j21dnbr wrote
Octopussy
Dykidnnid t1_j21fg5k wrote
Tuesday
Waitsfornoone t1_j21fvhk wrote
Can we use sex aids? Otherwise, there are going to be a lot of disappointed women very soon.
OverallManagement824 t1_j21hgo0 wrote
I had a threesome planned for last Friday. Two of them didn't show up, but I still had a good time.
chugdewater t1_j21j6fp wrote
It’s still an orgy
pat700 t1_j21jnai wrote
Only 8?
_dantastic t1_j21ph8p wrote
About $2000 an hour.
Maleficent-Pepper-45 t1_j21q8v5 wrote
Living your best life, aren't you?
Kaankhan t1_j21sirc wrote
This joke reminds me Deep the character from the boys
TheIronDogWalker t1_j21u8dq wrote
A good start.
albnon t1_j21vi9k wrote
Ah the 80s
AngryMustachio t1_j21z361 wrote
My uncle has sex aids...
Dykidnnid t1_j220iz9 wrote
Sharing love, spreading joy, eating healthy, keeping fit.
Responsible_Isopod16 t1_j221jqk wrote
wait one of their names was healthy?
SexyCheeto t1_j223av8 wrote
Loud
Any_Estate8309 t1_j224xvs wrote
Now that was funny.
Persianx6 t1_j229lfo wrote
Alternatively you could call it "NBA Youngboy or Nick Cannon's Child Support Payments"
NationUnderPar t1_j22atq7 wrote
Octorgy.
LadeeAlana t1_j22c5wt wrote
No more threesomes for me.
I'm going to stick to disappointing women one at a time.
Mammoth-Pain-358 t1_j22dlhh wrote
Not big enough
sethbehn t1_j22f2oo wrote
Why did they use the Latin number when naming the octopus? Because “eight-a-pus” kind of hit wrong.
TheSkewsMe t1_j22g0dw wrote
After we broke up, Kat would bring over people to have sex with me. We raised a storm in Seattle.
I even helped stop terrorists among my many other good deeds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxe-uemsbYw
TheSkewsMe t1_j22it7g wrote
At one rave I stopped a girl from getting raped. I haven't canned that conversation yet, and I'm not motivated enough to write it down right now.
blondie169 t1_j22j0ht wrote
Party
Alessandr8n t1_j22tu15 wrote
I called harem
Al-Chile t1_j22v421 wrote
Busy
HeliRyGuy t1_j22v9in wrote
Good thing I only need 5 minutes!
Damisa_dagi t1_j22wg1p wrote
A very sophisticated good time!
Mikesaidit36 t1_j22yjb8 wrote
fit is hard to be around, always going off...
WildBoy-72 t1_j22ziiv wrote
*incredulity
Sorry
WildBoy-72 t1_j22zk03 wrote
Rodney: "I always wanted to be with two girls at once. That way when I fall asleep, they have each other to talk to."
Look_Specific t1_j22zoi0 wrote
My gf organised an orgy with 8 women and 8 guys as a treat.
I found out about it when I saw her "only friends" account...
Soggy_Back1468 t1_j2306c4 wrote
8 women in a hot tub? Clam chowder
When_You_Me t1_j231sn4 wrote
8 Girls, 4 cups.
AcidDome003 t1_j233707 wrote
Ah English, thou art a crazy bitch
fishy247 t1_j236qif wrote
Where are the other four?
Heptapussy t1_j23747f wrote
One too many.
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j237sat wrote
Serious tongue cramps during the thirty-twoplay.
Lord_Nivloc t1_j23bac1 wrote
Wow, that was quite something
PenguinGamer99 t1_j23d0md wrote
English is 3-4 languages stacked on top of each other in a trench coat.
Shoddy_Examination54 t1_j23f1gz wrote
Octagonal sex, Octagonal disappointed
AcidDome003 t1_j23f6j5 wrote
You're not wrong
p-terydactyl t1_j23lf7c wrote
Would that be a gaggle?
Ert_bulb2000 t1_j23mi76 wrote
Reverse Gangbang
Green-Crow8064 t1_j23ub30 wrote
Where I grew up it would be called a full set of teeth
masterofn0n3 t1_j23un0n wrote
Clam bake?
DarkShogun34 t1_j23w8yz wrote
Darnn you for beating me to that response.
ThatBonus9579 t1_j241fkh wrote
What are you gonna do 4 min 30 sec
backwardgalaxy t1_j244m13 wrote
A good start
GreenWithAnger t1_j244vpi wrote
Perfect place to ask my question.
My daughter got a second meta oculus quest 2 for Christmas and I was wondering how to pluralize oculus. Oculi? Like octopi?
imtougherthanyou t1_j245a8r wrote
Aka trade pidgin!
Dudefenderson t1_j24cic9 wrote
A very strange but cool afternoon. 😏
Bry58an t1_j24cwde wrote
Fun
maldobar4711 t1_j24kini wrote
Exhausting
foulstream t1_j24n2yu wrote
My grandpa has been asked to start in a remake - it’s called Octogenarianpussy
Wespapss t1_j24nhaq wrote
A good start.
flossaby23 t1_j24rztl wrote
Utah Ballin’?
jcole660 t1_j251crb wrote
A Magic Johnson Tuesday.
validityiskey t1_j253yik wrote
Masturb8ting
e36_maho t1_j25tyte wrote
The Deep loves those
Eyedpalette78 t1_j216cr2 wrote
Upvoted for the originality.