A shoelace walked into a bar and tries to order a drink...

The bartender says, ‟I am sorry, but we don’t serve shoelaces here”

The shoelace goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair.

The shoelace goes back into the bar and orders again.

The bartender asks, ‟Are not you that shoelace that was just in here?”

The shoelace replied, ‟No, I am a frayed knot.”