As if any of you had a job.
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MinFootspace t1_j6nyj75 wrote
Your joke or your job?
withoutaaim t1_j6nypsr wrote
Joke about gym it's in my profile
Halilcan0 t1_j6nzel0 wrote
What's the joke i am so curious to see can you text me at the message
withoutaaim t1_j6o0az7 wrote
Boy what's the similarities between a push up bra
and a bag of chips
Girl I don't know
Boy as soon as you open it you realize It's half empty
Halilcan0 t1_j6o0uni wrote
Thats a good one you should post that in your account
withoutaaim t1_j6o1916 wrote
I did post it in my account but they delete it by bot moderator said it's not well ritten
Halilcan0 t1_j6o1ln5 wrote
I meant your own account
Infinite-Outcome-591 t1_j6o4k17 wrote
Sorry, what's NSFW mean? We're living in a world of acronyms. Excuse my ignorance...
gh01210 t1_j6o58g2 wrote
Not so funny Wendell!
More-Boysenberry-977 t1_j6o5o46 wrote
Not safe for work
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Remorseful_User t1_j6o7g3c wrote
It's Latin acronym that loosely translates to: "Forward immediately to your boss".
/s
Shreemaan420 t1_j6o7giz wrote
New, share for work. /Jk
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GJackson5069 t1_j6oat4j wrote
Note THAT'S funny!
TooShiftyForYou t1_j6odx5n wrote
For years now I've been an unemployed leather worker.
I've got nothing to hide.
YourUndoing t1_j6okyhu wrote
Not safe for wife /s
ProfessionalVolume93 t1_j6oqvb2 wrote
Every time I think I should go get a job I take two aspirin and have a lie down until the feeling goes away.
yami76 t1_j6orw12 wrote
Lose the “boy/girl” stuff, make the first sentence the post title, and the punch line (last line) the post content.
graboidian t1_j6os472 wrote
May as well be NSFGF
(Not Safe For Girl Friend)
Make_the_music_stop t1_j6os4o5 wrote
Gennaro is in this country for only 6 months. He walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Boccelli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much... it's all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them. Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her 'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?' Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?' Gennaro answers, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?'
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks,’’Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?' Rosa answers, 'Yes ,Gennaro, I do, but how do you know that?' He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?'
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Gennaro asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He states,' Carmela, be stilla my heart, please please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this is true!'
Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight.'
Gennaro gasps, 'Thanka God...I thought I hada CRACKA in my $300 Boccelli leather shoes!'
graboidian t1_j6osk3s wrote
> Excuse my ignorance...
Maybe this can help you in the future.
If you come across another acronym you want to know the meaning of, type it into the Urban Dictionary and you will likely find your answer.
Or, ya know, you can just ask us here at Reddit.
Infinite-Outcome-591 t1_j6ot4zi wrote
Thanks Bro
graboidian t1_j6oti3d wrote
No problem....IHTH.
Infinite-Outcome-591 t1_j6otrp1 wrote
It did help. IDH
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Amir3292 t1_j6p39iq wrote
Man I love this subreddit
Henri_Dupont t1_j6p3crr wrote
I have a job as an NSFW.
National Science Foundation Worker.
Henri_Dupont t1_j6p3rvk wrote
No Sense Fuckin' Workin'
lassehp t1_j6p5gxd wrote
Well I have to admit that it has been so long ago in both cases, that I can't even remember if the latest job I had was a paid job or a blow job. Tragic, I know...
punchedboa t1_j6p6c1v wrote
I'm at work right now got my own office so I'll open up whatever I want.
edlee98765 t1_j6p81xd wrote
The gym fired me as a trainer.
Because I didn't work out.
thisismydayjob_ t1_j6p8yro wrote
Hey now
Routine_Lobster9920 t1_j6pfje7 wrote
Well that’s why so many redditors spend time on NSFW subreddits.
Glacierwolf55 t1_j6pg4or wrote
If you work for a national company best to pay a few $$ a year to log in with a VPN server so the network guru's dont discover you.
Weird_Devil t1_j6phq5l wrote
I prefer: My wife and I got divorced because she was cheating on me with her gym trainer.
Guess it wasn’t working out
WillemDafoesHugeCock t1_j6pipy1 wrote
I used to work as a legal aid for celibate homosexuals, but now IANAL.
jrdc2021 t1_j6pjz1x wrote
Depends. On some videos Ive seen it probably means Non Stop Furious Wanking
withoutaaim t1_j6nxq0o wrote
My one got deleted