Submitted by TenRingRedux t3_10dtgxh in Jokes
DeplorableKurt t1_j4n3lmg wrote
I don’t get it
enderverse87 t1_j4n3vr9 wrote
It's a variation of an older joke. The implication is that "tomato slicer" is a job position.
HillaryRClinton t1_j4n6zku wrote
Dish washer might work better.
There is no one job of doing nothing but slicing tomatoes.
RedditVince t1_j4q7thv wrote
Oh I am sure there are... Think the canning industry... :)
Greedoscolddeadhands t1_j4qj5m1 wrote
This joke can be inclusive quite easily, as well.
“I got fired for sticking my duck in the dish washer.”
“What happened to the dishwasher?”
“He got fired too.”
See, inclusive.
Heisenberg_2008 t1_j4p2b78 wrote
Woman moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Modified_Human t1_j4q1czr wrote
what
JackoboiobokcaJ t1_j4qcj0v wrote
Certified woman moment
Waitsfornoone t1_j4nqpjz wrote
I always knew it as the pickle slicer joke.
NotStaggy t1_j4n632f wrote
Without this nobody would understand. I Handnt a clue
enderverse87 t1_j4n6vei wrote
Yeah. The phrasing doesn't work as well as the original joke.
>Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
>"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
>"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
>"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
>"Yes, I did."
> "My God, Bill, what happened?"
> "I got fired."
>"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
>"Oh...she got fired too."
ringobob t1_j4ndsru wrote
A few of us have heard this joke before, there's different variants but the punchline is usually a bit more clear that "thing you thought was a machine" is actually a woman.
justagal_008 t1_j4o7xxb wrote
Hurr hurr hurr never gets old
TenRingRedux OP t1_j4qqpog wrote
"Oldie but goodie".
MaleficentBaseball6 t1_j4ohvem wrote
Then I guess myself and several others are nobody, cause that was easy.
Tidesticky t1_j4pljaa wrote
Lucky there are a few of us geniuses left, eh?
MaleficentBaseball6 t1_j4q8np2 wrote
We should change our names to Gene/Jean, lol
Worthless_Clockwork t1_j4oy5zu wrote
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NotStaggy t1_j4oylrm wrote
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DeplorableKurt t1_j4n93px wrote
Ooh thank you
gm7410 t1_j4og769 wrote
While the older joke may be the correct answer, fired in a restaurant also means in the process of cooking “fire hamburger for table twenty” The dick got cooked
Mikesaidit36 t1_j4qbf2r wrote
Right, further complicating a botched joke. Plus, for a minute I was thinking about fried tomatoes – thanks, dyslexia.
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