Submitted by yacozaragoza t3_11c58lc in Jokes
Outlaws are wanted!
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Reloauted t1_ja1q662 wrote
I opened my mouth to start repeating this to my wife, thought better of it, and pretended to yawn.
yacozaragoza OP t1_ja1qbdp wrote
obtusehokusai t1_ja1qpce wrote
you can not shoot your inlaws.
CCTreghan t1_ja1rg0v wrote
Outlaws just take your money. In-laws crush your soul first.
Fancy-Boot t1_ja1rqsu wrote
You can dream, though.
Pookells t1_ja1s0n7 wrote
Outlaws want all your money. In-laws tell you that don’t have enough.
Or is it the other way around?
Hotch1978 t1_ja1saoz wrote
Wise choice
Inevitable_Block6913 t1_ja1sek2 wrote
It was at This Moment he knew he should not fuck up
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piper63-c137 t1_ja1ymj6 wrote
Ok, laughed out loud at this.
SWMBO says ‘what finally a funny joke on Reddit?”
“No just a pic of the drummers kid dressed as a mango.”
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja1yusz wrote
Wife, good one.
Mob_Rules1994 t1_ja24mpk wrote
A gun!
hollth1 t1_ja2jusu wrote
What the hell is SWMBO? Swimming bro?
piper63-c137 t1_ja32trc wrote
She Who Must Be Obeyed, my charming and beautiful partner, to whit, mine wife.
StudioDroid t1_ja37e78 wrote
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
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66pig t1_ja4h512 wrote
Nothing
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DrRomeoChaire t1_ja4vxet wrote
Good reference to Rumpole of the Bailey, that’s what he called his wife, Hilda
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jhzd wrote
Outlaws are wanted!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja5r5rw wrote
Spousal unit.... Leader Kommander Karen!
cherryhilljawnz t1_ja60h10 wrote
I use this on every day that ends with y
sausageslinger11 t1_ja618m0 wrote
You can shoot outlaws…
helpfulskullcap t1_ja1poi4 wrote
But reposts aren‘t.