Cultural_Attitude_42
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_je1jsr2 wrote
Reply to comment by Phippsy771 in Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Did you embarrass the salad? Did you see her dressing...?
Don't eat the chocolate pudding or drink the lemonade!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_je0t74y wrote
Reply to comment by Unit147 in Little Johnny's parents wanted to have some "alone time" together... by SexySwedishSpy
Every. Single. Night!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_jdt554s wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in Home Covid Test. by Buddy2269
Choosing Disaronno Constantly? Of course it's approved.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_jdnwilk wrote
Reply to comment by Tiny-Pay6737 in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
They have to laugh... They can't clap!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja9rsue wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
This is escalating...!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja92mp4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
That's just plain sit!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja6socw wrote
Reply to comment by texas1st in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
I really LIKE #47, but #18 was da bomb!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja5r8wf wrote
Tea -bagged..!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja5r5rw wrote
Reply to comment by piper63-c137 in What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? by yacozaragoza
Spousal unit.... Leader Kommander Karen!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja5qx6y wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
That's cold, because F's are above C levels...
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9uylyb wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Naw! I'm just refusing to engage with you, little man! Go sing your opera somewhere else!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9umca8 wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9u0mt2 wrote
Reply to comment by goddamnmike in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
Probably sound like a chain smoker swallowing rocks, riding a buckboard, drinking and puking... Just a mental image of the possible 'soothing voice'...
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9u0d77 wrote
Reply to comment by TexasIsCool in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
That's 3 straight lines connected together... Not a 'K'!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9u08u4 wrote
Reply to comment by mikeblas in The Leprechaun joke by [deleted]
I thought it was in chapter three, paragraph 19... Somewhere behind the second subtitle...! 🤔
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j9sid2z wrote
Reply to comment by DrBarry_McCockiner in An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding... by JonathanMackay
Probably 45 or so....
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j86cvv5 wrote
Reply to comment by One_Asparagus3622 in Q. What's the best kind of triangle to ask out on a date? by -WontLoversRevoltNow
It's just a number, what's the harm...?!?
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6peu3h wrote
Reply to What do you call a castrated horse? by Animeking1108
Ooh ooh ooh.... I have one
My wife's dad (who recently died) donated
My wife said her dad's remains are about ready for pickup from the mortuary, well about 20-30% of him, since he donated parts of his body (organs) for others, research, etc.
I asked, "how does that make you feel?"
She said, "kinda weird"...
I said, "I understand, it's kinda weird thinking that someone who just walked by could have your dad eye...!"
She said, "Yeah, same!"
I said the next day, "I think that guy has your dad's eye... He just winked at you, like your dad used to..."
She said, "That's not funny, but kinda sorta is at the same time..."
I looked her in the eyes and said, "it's a dead-eye Dad joke..."
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6ojoly wrote
Reply to comment by Normal-Ad6528 in An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post. by Arkady2009
OMG!! 🤨
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6exl8s wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
And typing...!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6ewf30 wrote
Reply to comment by Bcruz75 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Lol....😂😂😂 SAME! who in their right mind would name the boy Roy?!?
Want want waa (Roy)!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6eikp4 wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Two Amish ladies get into a car and ask their driver to go to the nearest shopping center... by Wondering_Hard
Amish, not Finnish...
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6dn9c4 wrote
Reply to comment by TurnItOffAndBackOnXD in My disabled girlfriend broke up with me a week ago. by Substantial_Web_3924
Hahaha... But here you are..!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j6de1gi wrote
Reply to comment by Bcruz75 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Lol ... Waaa-hahaha (Patrick Roy ('waa') - good one
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_je294om wrote
Reply to I like to think I’m a pretty good man. I give over 50% of my paycheck to Charity. by Barber606
I like candy...