Submitted by CK_HAMAD48 t3_11dghji in Jokes
bigghimself t1_ja8o2oa wrote
How do they pay for it?
In bills. Ha!
BloodiedBlues t1_ja96oov wrote
Now I’m imagining some kind of headhunter duck that takes duck bills to pay for their cocaine addiction. Has a bandolier and a cowboy hat with a blind eye accompanied by a scar.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9n3nx wrote
Drake Plisken
bingybunny t1_ja9x81i wrote
Migrate From New York
[deleted] t1_ja9xvkr wrote
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DimebagWylde333 t1_jaatu8g wrote
Sounds better than cocaine bear
Specialist-Tale-5899 t1_ja9mkmm wrote
I'd watch that movie
IronicBunny t1_jabt576 wrote
It’s really worth watching! Very entertaining. Ice Cube Jr looks exactly like his dad.
BurnTheCloak t1_jabjhhi wrote
We need an artist in here, stat!
Unicorn_slayer_69 t1_jaeulz6 wrote
It's on Disney plus I'm pretty sure
craigcleve1 t1_ja9joii wrote
A duck goes to the pharmacy and asks to buy rubbers the pharmacist asks would you like me to put them on your bill the duck says I'm not that kind of Duck.
MyChildIsEvil t1_ja96frs wrote
How do they package the bills?
In webbing.
skadalajara t1_ja99czm wrote
And duck tape.
TechnoRat63 t1_jaalurz wrote
Username checks out.
CK_HAMAD48 OP t1_ja8o52n wrote
Lol
leonscum t1_ja8y4fq wrote
with their bills of course
BaldrickTheBrain t1_ja97vwy wrote
Like always best jokes are in the comments.
Hopefully_moreUnique t1_jaa29t5 wrote
This guy's fresh out
physco219 t1_jaakt13 wrote
That is going to give me nightmares. Thanks, just what I needed. :D
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad4es5 wrote
Jesus christ monkey balls
Hopefully_moreUnique t1_jaexlp4 wrote
Yea I think I got a link for those too, hang on...
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Nearby_Macaroon6701 t1_jaayyjs wrote
They pay for that with the money they stole from random people at the park ? 😂 F with Ducks and you may loose the wallet 😂
Complex-Bluejay824 t1_jabswqi wrote
*in small bills
Nihmen t1_jabsxdn wrote
You mean. Howdoes a Duck snort cocaine? They use bills
Menelatency t1_jabt4gy wrote
His money don’t jingle jingle, it folds
cherryhilljawnz t1_jad4313 wrote
They put it ON THEIR BILL
Appa-Yip t1_ja9gyc1 wrote
r/dadjokes
CK_HAMAD48 OP t1_jac6k1q wrote
Shut
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