Submitted by Ihavethemilkson t3_119twfu in Jokes
Well what he really said was ‘seize the means of reproduction’
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eberlix t1_j9o0oqg wrote
that is engelic
Seizurepotato t1_j9pbxy2 wrote
Hope you don't mine be stalin this joke for myself
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9pquz5 wrote
I Hope when OP grabbed Lenin’s balls he didn’t grab too hard, otherwise he could have Castro-ated him!
BasilBoulgaroktonos t1_j9rnwxn wrote
He gonna be Kamen-ev soon.
gene_the_genesis t1_j9sy78k wrote
As Lenin balls turned blue OP was Put-in place and sent to the gulags for destroying means of production.
DeBlasioDeBlowMe t1_j9s6is4 wrote
Rasputin this in my file as well.
Cyno_Mahamatra t1_j9qyv2g wrote
Ivanovich guy came up with that joke first
Darryl_444 t1_j9pyws4 wrote
3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible.
GoodAsUsual t1_j9sh35i wrote
Sex workers of the world, unite!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9stvru wrote
You have nothing to lose but your chains! (and handcuffs, gags, blindfolds and nipple clamps.)
deamon12210 t1_j9t33z5 wrote
Untie
Ratled t1_j9oei8h wrote
I've heard of Leningrab before...
Comprehensive-Sun-78 t1_j9q1ioi wrote
And that's what it will be called from now on. The Leningrab!
WelcomeToShityWok t1_j9rqktg wrote
as opposed to lemongrab…
Shabushamu t1_j9su6p2 wrote
It used to be St. Peters-bulge
Kuixz t1_j9uog8k wrote
and Aqqqqqa as aq
No-Walk-9615 t1_j9ssdjz wrote
I thought Stalingrab was more famous!
Environmental-Win836 t1_j9tqlyf wrote
Doing the Leningrab on Lemongrab.
Sillbinger t1_j9o9rwe wrote
Our balls.
robhol73 t1_j9od39z wrote
I’m Putin that one away for later
Ill-Shopping7189 t1_j9o1rty wrote
Stop Stalin, get on with the joke!
BirdicBirb505 t1_j9r068n wrote
If this is what it takes to start a revolution, So-viet
rificolona t1_j9sl7rd wrote
You Putin a lot of effort on that one
snow_mantra t1_j9okpm9 wrote
Pretty sure that led the Balls-e-weak revolution
International_Ad1498 t1_j9phrrp wrote
Not "his balls" but"our balls"
AntarcticScaleWorm t1_j9p58sg wrote
I feel an uprising in my lower class
BADman2169420 t1_j9sy1ck wrote
The best one here.
gene_the_genesis t1_j9sybis wrote
My buddy rises and i feel it. Workers of the world, unite!
ithorc t1_j9o3x2c wrote
Seeds, the meaning of reproduction
downsarf92 t1_j9oms8k wrote
Did you trotsky over to him and Lenin him a hand?
headloser t1_j9oe9zk wrote
GIve a good squeezed then ripped it off.
frapedia-1212 t1_j9ojkoy wrote
I Mao use that later
prankerjoker t1_j9qyb6w wrote
In Russia, the ball grab you.
ithoughtofcars t1_j9s1ln3 wrote
I am the walrus?
notcabron t1_j9s5fmj wrote
VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!!
Risperdali t1_j9t1q9c wrote
I'm glad someone made this comment.
WittyNomDePlume t1_j9sl6pn wrote
I came here for the puns. Was not disappointed.
JudokaPickle t1_j9oxql7 wrote
I seen this joke and went to open it thinking obviously this will lack sustenance yet oddly am leaving fulfilled….
Frame_Late t1_j9ppqyd wrote
Our balls
ACDmom27 t1_j9q4x35 wrote
He had some??
Sasinator69 t1_j9qji2b wrote
Khrushchev be like to his wife: Stalin found my joke about Lenin’s balls funny.
SomeWomanFromEngland t1_j9qlecg wrote
I got confused there for a second, I got Lenin mixed up with Putin. Sex with Putin seemed like a weird flex on your part.
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j9rdswu wrote
Sex with putin is called a queef.
r_alam t1_j9s1vu2 wrote
Only if you weren’t Russian when he told you that…
SheelaP t1_j9sd9p7 wrote
You all must be using Google Assistant to enter your punny responses 'cuz you all sound like a bunch of dictators.
GoodAsUsual t1_j9sh3y1 wrote
Sex workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
Graterof2evils t1_j9slr1t wrote
Some will lose work losing chains.
redditknowmore t1_j9qts3h wrote
Well, I hope you didn't russian to that
[deleted] t1_j9rhqyi wrote
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mekkeron t1_j9rjugl wrote
Found Nadezhda Krupskaya's account.
Kraken160th t1_j9rm8k3 wrote
Punchline was thought of before the set up.
AccordionORama t1_j9rt880 wrote
Our gasm.
[deleted] t1_j9s2ms3 wrote
And that’s how Russian spec ops Spetznads was born
mikeythespiky t1_j9sej8z wrote
Ohhh alvl whaja albnwl wlle
LimpCarpenter1409 t1_j9sialj wrote
nsfwfinder.com say putin is a little retarded fuck!
ThrillBlaze t1_j9sk2h8 wrote
That's some great pun on display
sadcheeseballs t1_j9sku16 wrote
Seize the *beans if reproduction.
Def_Echo t1_j9sqqxo wrote
That’s a load of Bolshevik!
fuzznewspaper t1_j9srs74 wrote
He did that because you're BALLshevik.
BobbyP27 t1_j9sxleu wrote
Marx and Engels only ever drink herbal tea. Because proper tea is theft.
BitchinBitcoins t1_j9puq90 wrote
Every good sex playlist has to include The Strokes
pwuk t1_j9qlmqv wrote
Was he putin out?
Truuuuuumpet t1_j9qri5v wrote
Our balls
IslandSparty t1_j9s1q3b wrote
There’s no way that’s true.
SnooDonkeys8376 t1_j9r1sai wrote
I’m too young to understand 😫😓
YesFuture2022 t1_j9s82bt wrote
By young you mean capatalist
macdon74 t1_j9okxu2 wrote
Did you get Melania's lipstick on you ?
crawdadicus t1_j9rhtlx wrote
Were Putin’s balls in Trump’s mouth?
ChilPollins1982 t1_j9plyga wrote
I thought that was Trump's thing
Changingchains t1_j9r7tnu wrote
So You stuck your hands in Trumps mouth ?
jakem611 t1_j9rc5l9 wrote
What the fuck are you talking about
Changingchains t1_j9wes2y wrote
Where do you find Russian leaders balls?
jakem611 t1_j9wj7zc wrote
For this Russian leader, probably on his body that’s been dead for 100 years.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j9o0dj0 wrote
Full Marx for that pun!