keepthetips t1_jefiv5f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:12 PM

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[deleted] t1_jefjb10 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:15 PM

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[deleted] t1_jeflhq7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:30 PM

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[deleted] t1_jefln5g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:31 PM

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yParticle t1_jefmbao wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:35 PM

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You can't fool me. I'll believe 'em all!

nickeypants t1_jefv1xq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM

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What's so special about March 32?

BillyMackk t1_jefwde7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:41 PM

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Replying to nickeypants (#2,543,236)

You almost got me ya silly goose.

Kevin4938 t1_jeg0ieb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:09 PM

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I don't believe them any day. Why would tomorrow be any different?

[deleted] t1_jeg2y2k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:25 PM

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SmokeyMcPoticus t1_jeg3xml wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:32 PM

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LPT, take the right marketing campaign seriously and sue the company over failure to deliver.

schaefercmatthew OP t1_jeg45si wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:33 PM

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Replying to SmokeyMcPoticus (#2,546,059)

Real LPT in the comments.

Schellhammer t1_jeg4lo7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:36 PM

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I remember the news of mitch hedberg passing got released on april fools day by his girlfriend.

joecool42069 t1_jeg7j04 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:56 PM

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This seems on par for r/LifeProTips

StelioZz t1_jeg97yk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:07 PM

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That's why I want to die in April's first (not tommorow, don't send me a suicide bot pls). Just to give my family a trouble over telling the news around.

Annoying in life, annoying in death

Alen0tv t1_jegb04d wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:19 PM

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oh right hahaha took me a sec to get it :D

rkhbusa t1_jegb5ng wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:20 PM

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I forget to buy puts on the market every year March 31st.

TheIncredibleHork t1_jegb8hr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:20 PM

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And if someone posts the Mufasa "It's Friday then" dance, don't get excited because it's already Saturday.

thorkun t1_jegbn3d wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:23 PM

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Replying to StelioZz (#2,547,846)

My mother is born april 1st. My grandpa and his brothers always prank each other all the time, so no one believed him when he called to say grandma had given birth :D

secondary_outrage t1_jegbu75 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM

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Bet you are real fun at parties.

ProjectAioros t1_jegbv55 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM

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Replying to SmokeyMcPoticus (#2,546,059)

Anyone knows what happened the guy who sued Axe, for not getting the ''Axe Effect'' and being single for a decade ?

Organized_Khaos t1_jegc2aq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:26 PM

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With all the ish going on right now, I’d just like to cancel April Fool’s Day entirely. Thanks.

DFHartzell t1_jeggwrv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:58 PM

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What about someone who says the government doesn’t have a responsibility to make sure it’s kids are fed?

Peppashaakaa t1_jeghx8p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:05 PM

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I thought we were all too depressed to care.

Aioi t1_jeginnl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:10 PM

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Replying to DFHartzell (#2,550,519)

“In today’s news, there were no fatal shootings at schools across America!”

… GOT’EM, APRIL 1ST IS A SATURDAY!!

Leeiteee t1_jegj4w3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:14 PM

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Replying to ProjectAioros (#2,548,685)

He got axed

Cuglas t1_jegltco wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:32 PM

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My due date is today, I’m still pregnant, and I am legitimately concerned that if this one is born tomorrow we’ll have to preface and/or hold off the announcement.

GrandAdmiralRobbie t1_jegmgh7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:37 PM

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Unlike every other day of the year when people never lie on social media or in marketing campaigns

NuchieTW t1_jegmmky wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 PM

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LPT: Don't believe any marketing campaigns the day after tomorrow

knight970 t1_jegnvp4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:46 PM

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Don't believe anyone or anything,not even this Post

Kadooz_or_kudos t1_jegoe04 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:50 PM

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True facts I work for Lenny & Larry’s and we are marketing our new Pot Brownie tomorrow.

Upballoon t1_jegozy3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:54 PM

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Op is probably in the eastern hemisphere where it's already April 1st. This is their April 1st prank

SirWhatsalot t1_jegp2tm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:55 PM

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Just stay off the Internet tomorrow. That's what I'm doing, soooo much gaming.

charliesk9unit t1_jegpkwp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:59 PM

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I'm just looking forward to another video from lockpickinglawyer.

charliesk9unit t1_jegpp5k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:59 PM

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Replying to StelioZz (#2,547,846)

What family are you speaking of?

duder167 t1_jegq44r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:02 PM

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My daughter's birthday is tomorrow. It was a little frustrating explaining to family at 5am.

chuffing_marvelous t1_jegqv78 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:08 PM

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Replying to Organized_Khaos (#2,548,747)

you can say shit, you are not a rap song edited for daytime radio

StelioZz t1_jegrtuq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:15 PM

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Replying to charliesk9unit (#2,553,894)

Insert: ask your mother

jimprovost t1_jegszdd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:24 PM

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Replying to nickeypants (#2,543,236)

Silly nickeypants. Only 30 days in March.

Organized_Khaos t1_jegtkcw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:28 PM

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Replying to chuffing_marvelous (#2,554,371)

I know. It was intended to be a lighthearted comment, even though I meant it.

urabewe t1_jeguk6l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:35 PM

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But that corn cob pizza crust was real though, right?

veeectorm2 t1_jegusk2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:37 PM

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Replying to StelioZz (#2,547,846)

YOU ARE IN DANGERRRRRrrrrrRrrr

/s

Callasfan t1_jeguwcz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:38 PM

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But April 2 is a normal day.

[deleted] t1_jegv8g5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:40 PM

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Nate848 t1_jegvjq6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:43 PM

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Replying to Organized_Khaos (#2,548,747)

Especially with the tornados that are likely coming to the south east USA tonight after we got hammered last weekend too

literalIyRyanGosling t1_jegvlb6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:43 PM

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Guys believe it all it’s be way funnier

digidave1 t1_jegvo8e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:44 PM

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You shut up, In-n-Out is TOTALLY coming to Detroit

Asmodean129 t1_jegvola wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:44 PM

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Pain in the arse living in Australia. It's October 1st here, and we get 2 days of it

LOTRfreak101 t1_jegwmmg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:51 PM

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If you're an anime fan don't believe any announcements today instead. Except for the fact that Princess connect re:dive global is shutting down if you play it.

TheAbsoluteBarnacle t1_jegwpkv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:51 PM

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Replying to StelioZz (#2,547,846)

That's why I didn't believe the news about Mitch Hedberg. RIP

Emotional-Ebb8321 t1_jegwtc0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:52 PM

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Better LPT: Don't believe any marketing campaigns.

mrlittlejeans3 t1_jegwx6h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:53 PM

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I used to live for pranks and April Fool’s Day! Really loved it! Then I turned 15.

Point being, adults who engage in this stuff and look forward to it strike me as kind of weird. The world is messed up enough as it is. Why make anyone suffer more?

D1rtyH1ppy t1_jegy87c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:03 PM

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So my ex who called and said that she has herpes is just a joke?

KungFooGrip t1_jegzhcv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:13 PM

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Replying to SmokeyMcPoticus (#2,546,059)

"Where's my elephant?"

HenrysGrandma t1_jegzuif wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:15 PM

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Thanks for the reminder! I believe everything.

holykamina t1_jeh048h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

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Replying to nickeypants (#2,543,236)

It's the only day in March.

Binsky89 t1_jeh0jhf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:21 PM

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Replying to SmokeyMcPoticus (#2,546,059)

Unfortunately they'll probably cite the mountain dew case as a reason to side with the company.

[deleted] t1_jeh0mtx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:21 PM

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foobixdesi t1_jeh1emp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:27 PM

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LPT: Stay off the internet tomorrow. Fixed it for you.

Flair_Helper t1_jeh1l5k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:29 PM

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