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wildadragon t1_ja1cmsg wrote
Or just leave them alone
MKE_Now t1_ja1dk6s wrote
Yeah you could always do that too. It just depends on what you want to do.
wildadragon t1_ja1dor1 wrote
No what you want, on what you should do. You should just leave them alone.
bernieburner1 t1_ja1e1us wrote
Won’t they just think that you’re stupid if you see an “I’m the Bride” sash and conclude that it’s a birthday party?
Astranoth t1_ja1e4x6 wrote
This is both a bad tip and quite an intrusive tactic.
They are celebrating together, just let them
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mjr4189 t1_ja1eqs6 wrote
Any attention is good attention when you are the type of person to treat a bar like a hunt. Very weird imo.
MKE_Now t1_ja1ett3 wrote
Yes the large group of women out celebrating at a bar filled with singles should be left alone at all costs.
wildadragon t1_ja1f0rb wrote
Yup because they are out celebrating their friend and don't need you and your rugby club or any other men to interrupt their celebration.
No-Explanation-3577 t1_ja1f2os wrote
I mean they’re usually there to just celebrate together, not for you to purposely say shit to try to slide in to the single ones
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kaaarrrllllll t1_ja1fx9s wrote
In your opinion, when/where is an appropriate time for a man to approach a woman he's interested in?
Zookeeper-007 t1_ja1fyhd wrote
This is a dumb tip. You could say hello or congrats! If they want to talk to you they will.
MKE_Now t1_ja1gofh wrote
Online, At Bars, Clubs, Concerts, Other Group Events. If there is a free flowing social environment (easy way to tell is if there is drinking beyond a casual cocktail, general mingling by the majority of the place) it’s not a bad time. If it’s a gym, or other weird thing like that then you can fuck right off.
CaptainObvious007 t1_ja1hf3l wrote
funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite
Obwyn t1_ja1hjke wrote
LPT on how to be a douchebag. Lol
MKE_Now t1_ja1hjmc wrote
🤣 not really the same thing though
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MKE_Now t1_ja1houq wrote
I’m going to go out on a limb and bet that you’ve never approached anyone trying to break the ice in your life?
cyberdeath666 t1_ja1iuug wrote
Manipulating a group of people to get an in is not a respectable way to approach anyone. Does it work sometimes, sure. Is it still a d-bag move? Yes. And I’m getting married in a few months so I’ve obviously approached someone, and not with tacky shit like this.
cyberdeath666 t1_ja1j4iy wrote
10/10 would think OP is an absolute idiot or clearly trying to manipulate. Either way, this is a dumb opinion from a frat bro, and definitely not a LPT any respectful person should consider. If OP had balls they wouldn’t need to lie their way into a conversation, they’d just talk to the group as if he actually respected them and didn’t just want to fuck them. And if you do happen to attract the girl that just wants to fuck and doesn’t care about being lied to, well, have fun I guess. Still gross advice that no one should follow.
Spirited_Island-75 t1_ja1lpwa wrote
You're right, this is the guy who yells gibberish out his car window!
Empire2k5 t1_ja1n7ck wrote
Lpt: how to be an annoying shit.
Obwyn t1_ja1nexr wrote
That’s a pretty thin limb you’re going out on that’s going to snap under your ego.
stage_directions t1_ja1nycy wrote
Sorry what?
3dogs2nuts t1_ja1o7pe wrote
Its kind of like when i meet an Englishman in a bar. I always ask “are you from Australia mate?” (In my worst fake Australian accent)
“Fuck no I’m English is always the reply”
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[deleted] OP t1_ja1om2c wrote
It’s from wedding crashers
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cyberdeath666 t1_ja1osms wrote
Fuck respect for others as long as you get yours, right?
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MKE_Now t1_ja1paem wrote
I’m very much aware!
MKE_Now t1_ja1pibo wrote
So by the same token if I go up and say “hi I’m ____ congratulations on the wedding” that’s somehow more respectable? Am I not still invading their space and not giving them an easy out to tell me off if they’re not interested in talking?
MKE_Now t1_ja1q7ix wrote
Or is this approach giving them an easy out to not talk to someone if they don’t want to by simply correcting them and moving on, versus having to put them in a position of having to actually reject someone nice futility starting a conversation?
alxmg t1_ja1qduf wrote
I think you got the wrong sub, this isn’t shitty life protips
cyberdeath666 t1_ja1qeu9 wrote
If you think that blatantly manipulating people to get a conversation started is equivalent to being honest and introducing yourself, regardless of the outcome, you might want to re-evaluate. One is lying, the other isn’t. Not sure why that’s so hard to understand. Either way, how about just let them enjoy their night without trying to get your dick wet? They’re not there for you that night, or maybe any other night, especially with the way you feel it’s fine to manipulate them for your own gain.
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[deleted] OP t1_ja1qvz6 wrote
Don’t even respond to this person lol they probably don’t like comedy shows because all the stories aren’t “real” and they’re manipulating the crowd into laughing
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cyberdeath666 t1_ja1r04v wrote
Tell that to my fiancé dude. I’ve been out of “the game” for a while, and “the game” I played was chess to your checkers.
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carpemike t1_ja1r5op wrote
LPT: use cheesy pickup tactics instead of just being cool and talking to people
MKE_Now t1_ja1r5ra wrote
Seriously, a little breaking the ice tip and all of a sudden it makes me Mystery from VH1s “The Pickup Artist”… dude whatever you do after this is your business, it’s not about trying to have a one night stand.
cyberdeath666 t1_ja1r744 wrote
Tell your right hand the same.
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CaptainObvious007 t1_ja1v36d wrote
Wedding Crashers quote.
nousforuse t1_ja1vtba wrote
I wholeheartedly agree, but we’re going to need a larger theoretical sample to really sell the point. What can you get me by Sunday? Is 500 doable?
upbeat22 t1_ja1ykz0 wrote
I dont get all the negativity. How you approach someone or a group depends on how you delier something. Saying this with a smile on your face can get you away with a lot, meaning it is just to have a laugh.
wecangetbetter t1_ja2353e wrote
MA! THE MEATLOAF!
mintysmellshowntell t1_ja26yb3 wrote
Careful. You may have just spawned the next top post here...
mintysmellshowntell t1_ja2792q wrote
"Get you away with a lot"?
What a way to put it when you are trying to argue for this type of thing as justifiably innocent. Not saying it is or isn't, but saying you're "getting away with something" just does nothing to emphasize the innocence of anything
PeepholeRodeo t1_ja27fs8 wrote
Or you could just be a decent human being and treat them like people instead of marks. This is why you’re not getting laid, btw.
mintysmellshowntell t1_ja27mr0 wrote
Adding any level of disingenuousness or playing dumb is manipulation. So what you are suggesting is adding a flavor of deceit to what you've just described as "intrusive".
upbeat22 t1_ja2iis7 wrote
What are you trying to say?
I just mean to say, and that is how I read the post of OP, is making a joke on something obvious as a way to get introduced and maybe enjoy the company of other people. You can say a lot of things with a smile so people know you are being playful.
[deleted] OP t1_ja2jn4m wrote
Who hurt you lmaooo
TrishaThoon t1_ja2q1bw wrote
This is dumb and not a LPT.
tattoojew t1_ja2q9md wrote
I never know what she's doing back there...
I_onno t1_ja2whr9 wrote
I was baffled and then just started laughing when I got to the party that a group out minding their own business while celebrating a friend is high strung because they don't want some random dude harassing them with bs.
stage_directions t1_ja2yiit wrote
Thank you! Knew it sounded familiar!
Dry-Writer663 t1_ja304yo wrote
I’m using this at your sister’s party and then I’m going to bang TF out of her
Razzmatazz2255 t1_ja30ye6 wrote
This is the most self-absorbed, douchey, cringe-worthy tip I've seen.
May someone eventually teach you enough game that you don't have to scavenge female attention by making strangers' special occasions about your loneliness.
DM_Me_Pics1234403 t1_ja313i9 wrote
Are there people who have never had to break the ice with a stranger before? At school? At work? To find a romantic partner? I’m not sure how you can get through life having never met anyone you didn’t already know
lazyamazy t1_ja3bl9n wrote
I don't get this. It is hard enough in a bar but how do you go about in a funeral?.... Wanna go back to my place and try the new box of tissue?
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