Submitted by wtfamiselling t3_1157gjv in LifeProTips
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pangosd t1_j90cyfs wrote
Real LPT is always in the comments.
davewhocannotbenamed t1_j90drbk wrote
Two dogs are better than one.
AspartameDaddy317 t1_j90fbb4 wrote
Definitely a case of sounds good in theory but it depends on how the dogs get along and if you have the time.
jotsea2 t1_j91fcql wrote
Iâm not sure they take much more time then one, but yes size and interaction definitely matter
Periwinqueen t1_j91nwhj wrote
They do if you consider taking them to training classes, groomers, and the vet separately. Some dogs are difficult to walk together for the first year of being together and require separate walks as well. So I would say two dogs definitively take more time than one, especially in the formative years, and then in the latter years as well.
jotsea2 t1_j91p6h3 wrote
I mean the first two arenât necessary requirements. And I agree on some of the cohabit side of things.
That said, they always have someone to play with, which can make care easier/more efficient.
But overall I agree, itâs not as if itâs 2 for 1 or something. Itâs another life youâre responsible for
Periwinqueen t1_j91q32h wrote
While theyâre not requirements, most dogs require some level of training and grooming whether you enlist the help of a professional or do it yourself and it is 2 times the work with 2 animals.
I think itâs a common assumption that two dogs will âtire each other outâ and/or entertain each other, but this depends greatly on their personalities and age gaps and itâs not a cop out from actually playing with your dogs, walking them, and providing mental stimulation. Outside of special cases such as littermate syndrome dogs typically find human interaction more rewarding which is a trait we selectively bred into them over generations.
jotsea2 t1_j91qxcm wrote
This is super informed opinion and I appreciate it. While there are some benefits, youâre right itâs certainly more work. In thinking about a couple I know who employs this very mindset to their pack of 3 and it doesnât work. They need their own stimulation/attention even if sometimes you can get benefits of two. I shouldnât have made it so simple
happy_freckles t1_j92dehe wrote
oh yes they do. We had a great dane then got a small maltese. They didn't get along or interact much so I'd say it was a bit extra work due to that. Both were quiet chill dogs without the other.
rexmaster2 t1_j9336ye wrote
As some believe that having another kid will save their marriage. Never does.
Scary_Speaker_7828 t1_j936e57 wrote
A lot of butthurt folks on this comment it seems. Truth hurts đ¤Łđ
drdisme t1_j91elsg wrote
This!
Peelboy t1_j904vcr wrote
Dogs and kids never make things easier, only get involved in things like that when you are healthy and ready to care for something that will rely on you entirely.
Blueblackzinc t1_j91ns01 wrote
Thats why I got a cat.
fluidzero t1_j913q4p wrote
A million likes from heart. But technically I can give one.
rrickitickitavi t1_j906m2d wrote
But it does solve the problem of not having a dog.
Tittle42 t1_j9070r8 wrote
This guy dogs
yoleafbug t1_j92u9ew wrote
Absolutely. I had a dog shaped hole in my otherwise happy life. I got a dog and I am fulfilled. But this was after knowing I had wanted one for a long time and never faltering in the desire.
Blue_Trackhawk t1_j936ori wrote
That's right, methodically solve one problem at a time. Gotta start somewhere. Get that dog!
Happy cake day!
OrginalPeach t1_j90ac39 wrote
I want a second one now :)
MarcusXL t1_j90972u wrote
Addendum: A dog is a living thing. It's not an animated stuffed animal.
Before getting a dog, consider whether you are able to give it everything it needs, provide a secure home, pay for vet bills, for its entire natural life. If you're not sure about these things, don't get a dog.
jadedhomeowner t1_j914z9j wrote
Yup take a look at r/askvet. Mant of the asks are from people who can't or don't want to prioritize a vet visit. They shouldn't have animals, unfair as it is.
DrunkAtBurgerKing t1_j91wfpk wrote
The amount of people who buy exotic animals and refuse to see a vet is really sad. I see it in r/hedgehog all the time.
AquaticAnxieties t1_j92r9da wrote
Lol, not even just with exotic animals. I see people do this with hamsters, rats, etc. too
DrunkAtBurgerKing t1_j92yyfk wrote
Yeah... My coworker was shocked when I mentioned bringing my hedgehog to a vet appointment. She's owned rats for years and didn't know you had to
simondrinkwater t1_j907im5 wrote
But your problems will feel better with a dog by your side.
EndangeredGiant t1_j90dfi7 wrote
Bingo.
FortWendy69 t1_j911bme wrote
B. I. NGO and Bingo was his name-O
birdsofpaper t1_j916xx9 wrote
I want to name a dog I have someday Bingo and respond to questions about his name with claps and letters. For some reason my husband calls this âexhaustingâ.
daveatc1234 t1_j907d0l wrote
Your thought may be flawed If my problem is tennis balls never come back to me when I throw them..
AngryRedGummyBear t1_j914vtd wrote
Now they come back, but your dog is playing "no take, only throw" with you
Giggingurl t1_j905wsw wrote
My dog makes make my problems go away.
johntwoods t1_j9077ma wrote
All of em? Certainly not.
Some of em? Absolutely.
boing757 t1_j908imq wrote
Who comes up with this shit ?
Nighteyes09 t1_j90vxxj wrote
Did for me.
Some find faith. Other's accept what they can't control. A few even make massive gains and find fame. Me? I got a dog.
PrisonerV t1_j907tkb wrote
Same can be said for a kid, but a 100 times worse.
True-Expression3378 t1_j912so2 wrote
Yeah everyone knows only having a baby will solve all your problems, duh lol.
GrumpiestOldDude t1_j90bqhb wrote
It won't do your taxes or get you that raise at work. But it can give you a connection to the world again when you feel separated. It can give you purpose again when you feel useless. A dog can make even the most isolated feel loved and valued.
Scoobydoomed t1_j908yk9 wrote
Where is the life pro tip here?
OrginalPeach t1_j90aapi wrote
My dog annoys my music blasting neighbours. They havenât stopped but I like natural revenge. If they are playing music, I donât bother to use his quiet command.
fluidzero t1_j9148up wrote
Nice one.
more_beans_mrtaggart t1_j907t4j wrote
Nothing will solve all your problems.
Nobody thinks it will. Did you pull this out your arse OP?
fuck-fascism t1_j90dky2 wrote
Money can solve the most. But still not all you are correct.
slimzimm t1_j90op0g wrote
What the FUCK is up with this sub? Iâm irrationally angry at how stupid these posts have gotten.
ChefLibby t1_j9136hy wrote
I had wanted a dog for years. I finally got one in May. I was then forced to be home each night for him. Having to be home every night made it so I was no longer stopping and spending the night at my abusive exs house. He also hates animals and wouldnât come over since I have them in the house. Itâs been almost a year in May and havenât seen him since I got him. One problem solved đ Thanks Kaycee, youâre a heckin good doggo.
Environmental-Sock52 t1_j91erta wrote
Depends on the people and the dog. My dog has brought nothing but love and joy into my life, and I hope I have done the same for her.
Empire2k5 t1_j90gzcz wrote
Well of course not. It's not like I can get it to get a job and bring in an extra income. But can definitely help some find joy/happiness in life.
chaz65 t1_j90rf4o wrote
Gets second dog to solve the program of getting a dog in the first place
fluidzero t1_j913di4 wrote
Kittens help though.
Acrobatic-Ad3275 t1_j91ualk wrote
Treat a dog right and most problems will evaporate.
DwightNAngela t1_j925stb wrote
Same with having children.
Bubbly_Season3837 t1_j929bh1 wrote
Jeez i dodged a Bullet . It Really doesnt?
TAMMYCRAPSALOT t1_j936nyu wrote
dont listen to these idiots, clearly dogs are life.
esgamex t1_j92ln7u wrote
But a cat definitely will.
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maxmouze t1_j90h3wy wrote
*Just almost all of them.
tombom666 t1_j90hy56 wrote
It solves 99.99%. Thats a win win in my books
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Kilek360 t1_j90mfqz wrote
Same goes for kids
randomcrazy t1_j90nnvs wrote
A cat doesn't need to be taken out for walks, get a cat.
Lets-Go-Fly-ers t1_j90uunm wrote
The real LPT: Depending on what problems you have, a dog can solve most or all of them.
(Financial instability is one they can't solve.)
lifeofideas t1_j90x3qv wrote
What about one more cat? Maybe the problems are due to there not being enough cats. You never really know how many cats you need.
calico810 t1_j917y78 wrote
âIt only shows the world who you really areâ
Bffb550 t1_j91a0h7 wrote
This is completely false - if your problems are too much money and sleep and too much freedom to travel then getting a dog will solve literally every single problem!
Scary_Preparation_66 t1_j91enx7 wrote
What about a cat?
NerdInHibernation t1_j91k4td wrote
But with a dog you will solve problems happily.
Blueblackzinc t1_j91nq34 wrote
But getting a dog could solve my cash flow problem. Provided that I do it multiple times.
borngela t1_j91qqgb wrote
Getting a dog could contribute to your financial problems
thisnewsight t1_j91t4du wrote
If you think dogs are dirty, donât belong in the house, and leave them outside 24/7.
Donât get a dog, you heartless fucks.
Vamoose87 t1_j91v1yq wrote
This. Things like a dog or a vacation home are nice, but you can really only find happiness by working on yourself.
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Kcnflman t1_j91wmxm wrote
I would add that Nothing on earth will solve all of your problems.
FactsFromExperience t1_j927zm9 wrote
Who in their right mind would think that getting a dog or doing any one thing would solve all your problems.... I think we're over generalizing here.
TAMMYCRAPSALOT t1_j936otg wrote
nah
FactsFromExperience t1_j93772p wrote
Well, they were but at least they were giving a voice of reason to explain to people that getting a dog, or any pet for that matter, is not going to solve all their problems! Hehe
10micro t1_j92bo1j wrote
Never had an issue with multiple dogs, except those due to old age or illness. Have had 1, 2, 3 and 4 as well as holiday dogs taking the pack to 6 or 7.
My opinion, depends on the human
Tbbrown3296 t1_j92nckw wrote
Solve your problems? They give you problems.
TAMMYCRAPSALOT t1_j936ltk wrote
they give YOU problems**
rotisserie_shithead_ t1_j92phd8 wrote
counterpoint: iâd have a dog tho
TAMMYCRAPSALOT t1_j936h9a wrote
counter point: dog = happiness soooo idk what to tell ya bud
Jurij781 t1_j92skwj wrote
How is getting a dog supposed to solve any problems?
TAMMYCRAPSALOT t1_j936eut wrote
missing love and loyalty? need a friend = dog
cyb3rg0d5 t1_j92tyz1 wrote
How about a cat? Fish?? Plant?
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Dreamforger t1_j936ryi wrote
My dogs do my taxes and are renovating the house, so they did solve all my problems. Also they cured my lactose intolerance and weak nightsight.
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Vegasmmj t1_j90d17w wrote
Shouldn't get a dog unless you own a home. Having a dog makes it way too difficult to secure a rental home in an already crazy market.
NewButNotSoNew t1_j90klq3 wrote
This may vary per area and country. In some European countries landlord cannot forbid dogs, only kick you out of if you or your dog are a nuisance
Colonelfudgenustard t1_j90dpfw wrote
Neither will getting it on with a dog, if any sickwads out there need to hear it.
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808natsu t1_j904m4d wrote
Neither will getting an additional dogđ