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PNWMunky t1_j2ijkzi wrote

Reply to comment by Clorox_enema in Machete Attacker in Times Square from Wells by bleahdeebleah

It’s a type of machete. Machete’s are cheap. If you own an expensive one, your a dork.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_j2jdtzo wrote

Yeah, it’s, like, a farming tool. For cutting cane or squash stems. It’s not really a luxury item.

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WildWook t1_j2jucin wrote

Whats dorky about having nice tools

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PNWMunky t1_j2n3f2c wrote

If you have a collector’s shovel…..

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WildWook t1_j2n4g0e wrote

I think the implication was nice functionally and durable tools, not one signed by tom cruise. I am sure you know the difference

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DrGordonFreemanScD t1_j2n36s3 wrote

If you don't know that the word you're attempting to mangle is actually "you're" (which stands for your are, not a possessive) then you're nowhere near as smart as a dork.

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