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Reddit-username_here t1_itprwd0 wrote

Man, those times feel like they'll never end. But one day you realize they're over.

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Brocephus_ t1_itpt7hv wrote

Mac's mom from Sunny in PA.

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Willowy t1_itptcei wrote

Are you John Lithgow?

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AmericanGoose23 t1_itq0p0d wrote

The look of: I love my baby but this is miserable.

My third child had colic and it made me stop having babies lol

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wifespissed t1_itqe95m wrote

I remember packing my wife's overnight bag for our first kid. I asked my wife if she wanted any makeup and her reply was, "No. I want people to know what a women truly looks like after she shit's out a kid".

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crpav t1_itqjb3z wrote

Probably what my mom looked like when I was born in 1978. She always let it be known I took over a month longer than expected to come out. Due in June/July but born on August 12th. Middle of summer with temps near/at/over 100.

There's also the story of when I was a baby in the hospital with pneumonia and I fell/climbed out of my hospital crib thing into a garbage can.

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SarahFabulous t1_itqkfnr wrote

Replying to Reddit-username_here (#217,649)

There's a lovely short Irish poem about this. Here's the translation...

Jam

There was jam

On the door handle

But I quenched the anger

That rose in me

Because I thought of the day

That the door handle would be clean

And the little hand

Would be gone

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Rampage_900 t1_itqpxc3 wrote

Reminds me of that line from Fight Club: “I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” 😂

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MurderDoneRight t1_itqz6dz wrote

Aww she looks so proud and also like John Lithgow 💕

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cardcomm t1_itr546n wrote

It's been a hard day's night

I should be sleepin' like a log

🎼

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F0tNMC t1_itr5p3r wrote

Thanks for using "and me" correctly.

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ifdogshadwings t1_itr7c7e wrote

I always think that my birthday should be in honour of my mom instead. I didn't really do anything that day except be shat through a birth canal 🤷🏻‍♀️

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elnekas t1_itr9ou9 wrote

Is that John Cleese??

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GoS451 t1_itra4xn wrote

Damn are your grandparents Toto Wolff and Sigourney Weaver

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0xB0BAFE77 t1_itriz23 wrote

Your mom looks like Sigourney Weaver after a huge night of binge drinking.

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jalanb t1_itrlvh2 wrote

'61 you say?

That also makes you 61 (at some point) this year.

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AdevilSboyU t1_itrmpz1 wrote

You rat bastard, look what you put her through!

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eowaska t1_its6vbx wrote

your mom looks like my great aunt

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postcardigans t1_itscwga wrote

I had the same look in a photo after having my first. And I was totally smiling, or at least trying to.

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santathe1 t1_itsfj5d wrote

“This little shit better be worth it”.

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ThatOneGirl0622 t1_itsrd3c wrote

Replying to ifdogshadwings (#223,957)

As a mom to a 10 month old, who will be 1 soon, I don’t want the day of his birth and the celebration to honor me or be about me at all.

I had a difficult pregnancy; I had cholestasis, carpal tunnel, and I had bad tendinitis. I went through 37 1/2 hours of induced labor and felt all of it the last 10 hours and had to have an emergency c section to save my precious boy. I nearly died from an infection I got as well… But I would do it again and again, the entire pregnancy, the labor, everything to have the same outcome I do now! I don’t expect any praise or honor because I chose him and I chose to carry him and birth him into this world. He doesn’t owe me anything, but I owe him everything and I will give him all of me and all of my love and ensure he is nourished always! 💙

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ryan45i t1_itsvzpb wrote

Pretty sure that’s how I look every night after I get the kids in bed.

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Greeky_tiki t1_itsx3il wrote

The first of many hard nights I’d wager. You’re mom looks like she just wants a drink and a cigarette.

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crepuscularthoughts t1_itteeky wrote

Everyone is saying how much your mom looks like other humans, I’m just impressed with her bedside table/cart. Whole bag of bagels? Sure!

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davtruss t1_ittmd6i wrote

A reminder that child birth can be a challenge and that tiny babies are pretty cute....

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SpicyMcShat t1_ittmhav wrote

Man my first night was rough. Little guy was up all night. He wasn’t crying most the time, but he did not want to sleep. At all. They moved us to three different rooms before settling in a vacant room that we had paid for, for the privacy. I’ll never forget the plastic chair I sat on. My back is in permanent pain because of that chair. We also had a nest of baby spiders in the room we received. Reported it but the nurses or staff didn’t really care. Seems like it was a normal thing to them so it wasn’t an urgent matter.

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thrlwaway-delete t1_ittywic wrote

I want kids at some point but I can't stand babies... Really don't want to go through all that birth and breastfeeding bs

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Hamthrax t1_ituq0ce wrote

I can just see chocolate fingers.

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