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NBAccount t1_ixx7jv2 wrote

I don't know why but this picture makes me think that there's cocaine at that party...

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tchrbrian t1_ixx96pa wrote

or a key bowl.

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seztomabel t1_ixxcifc wrote

Ops mom looks like she’s into anal

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AmericanoItaliano17 t1_ixyc3qk wrote

Creepy shit to say about someone's Mom that they posted, rethink how you interact with others, garuntee you'd never say it in person.

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seztomabel t1_ixzgm16 wrote

Yes nobody makes mom jokes in person. Lighten up bro it ain’t that serious.

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AmericanoItaliano17 t1_ixzt56d wrote

Not a regular your mom joke, it's gross and degrading. By the looks of the downvotes, it's quite clear we know how you meant it. Cut the shit and don't hide behind the "it's a joke" facade, grow up and learn respect.

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seztomabel t1_ixztjj8 wrote

You do understand what a key bowl is, yes?

I promise big dog, life is better if you can laugh once in awhile.

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AmericanoItaliano17 t1_ixzyrb2 wrote

Insulting someone's mother in such a disgusting way while hiding behind a screen isn't "just a joke". It's sick and immature. If you cannot see that you either aren't self aware or simply have no respect. I can't help you if you think a derogatory sexual comment towards an innocent posters mother is a light hearted act of comedy.

Be better, this isn't it.

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graboidian t1_ixyo0ej wrote

> Ops mom looks like she’s into anal

It's a damn shame your Mom was not into anal. If so, the world might have avoided you.

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Rallye_Man340 t1_ixxj2a7 wrote

Combined they would morph into Barry Gibb

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Arkanslayer t1_ixz6lfe wrote

My first thought was "That dude looks like a damn BeeGee." I think the outfit sells it a lot.

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Thats_A_Given t1_ixx5ovt wrote

Are they about to sail away to Key Largo?

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konhaybay t1_ixx5opu wrote

Young Ted DiBiase

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kingtaco_17 t1_ixxgnhi wrote

I was just thinking today: What was the whole point of Virgil? He had zero charisma and was basically mute. I feel sorry for the guy.

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el_cul t1_ixxo4rk wrote

The whole point of Virgil was to have a black character that did what he was told. Wrestling being big in the south it was a dog whistle.

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19Jamie76 t1_ixxd90o wrote

They were smiling but were mourning the end of ABBA.

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NarcanBob t1_ixx9u7y wrote

Your Dad could get some nice lift with those lapels and the right wind.

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TubeSteakForYourMom t1_ixy9nv4 wrote

The cartoonish idea of a guy getting blown away in the wind like the American Beauty grocery sack due to his oversized lapels, and then being found in someone’s tree like 2 days later is so funny.

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Lowboo t1_ixxfhz2 wrote

Farrah Fawcett hair. Gorgeous both of them

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jefffrater1 t1_ixxlx1t wrote

So your dad is Eric Estrada.

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crackednutz t1_ixyde9l wrote

Your mom looks like she is wired by the FBI… They are about to raid that cocaine party!

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Thinkpad200 t1_ixxfn5d wrote

GI Joe with lifelike hair and beard

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tossaway78701 t1_ixxyofs wrote

Your mom must have used 3 cans of Aquanet to get that flip in line. She's rocking that hair.

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Asoto408 t1_ixxi2o4 wrote

Thought it was the Bee Gees for a sec

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ExskweezeMe t1_ixxsl1t wrote

They had sexual intercourse that night.

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outdior1986 t1_ixy8nuk wrote

Color clothes would eventually be invented in 1986.

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World-Tight t1_ixxlhxk wrote

I think the band Wham! is probably playing.

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dod2190 t1_ixzf0ww wrote

1981 was a bit early for Wham!--"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" didn't hit until 1984.

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wyedamnit t1_ixxo48l wrote

Rico…….. Suave

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MarsRocks97 t1_ixxqzp2 wrote

They both look gorgeous. Hopefully you got some of those genes.

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bulletproofmanners t1_ixy2gmq wrote

They had so much coke they just smiled the whole night

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aspitzer t1_ixyp8cc wrote

your dad is erik estrada?

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csk1325 t1_ixyqy3r wrote

Looks like they are sitting in rows. Who sits in rows at a party.

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Heavy_Drinker t1_ixysytr wrote

I can smell the cocaine from here.

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other_half_of_elvis t1_ixz2haa wrote

people who look like tony orlando and dawn probably listening to music that sounds like tony orlando and dawn.

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hisfirewithin t1_iy11qlz wrote

“They’re playing air supply. I think I’m gonna get lucky”

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nellie_1017 t1_ixx8w9y wrote

With their well-scrubbed looks & all the white attire, it puts me in mind of one of those 'Up With Jesus' youth choirs that used to tour churches & high school assemblies!

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ToxicStardust t1_ixxh1li wrote

Lemme guess, party theme was wear something that rhymes with “light.”

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CripplesMcGee t1_ixxhobb wrote

Holy cow, your pops is Roberto Duran's doppelganger.

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KingMwanga t1_ixxtrro wrote

It’s giving Brady bunch

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theCHADnextdoor t1_ixy567g wrote

dad looks like an arab, indian,italian, Mediterranean or just had a good tan

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aknabi t1_ixz7c37 wrote

That’s the whole of the early 80s in a single pic

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ablackcloudupahead t1_ixzg301 wrote

Your dad gives me Jemaine Clement's character from "Legion" vibes

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Anton091085 t1_ixzhc0z wrote

I have seen this picture before! Who are you?

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Masspoint t1_ixzobze wrote

looks like a wholesome picture.

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Orcapa t1_ixzyp1y wrote

I swear I went to school with her. Pennsylvania?

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MetRouge t1_iy084ko wrote

With the look on his face, this seems like it was right around 9 months before your birthday. Eh?

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finaleeme t1_iy0pb73 wrote

Dad with those brows tho! 💔

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iluvcarti1111 t1_iy11b9h wrote

your mom looks sorta like kourtney kardashian

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hisfirewithin t1_iy11lkh wrote

He’s thinking of the coming day when he starts sitting in chairs weirdly by kicking his leg over them.

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Agent865 t1_iy18mwz wrote

Some keys were exchanged that night

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dadidas t1_iy1k474 wrote

So glad it wasn’t a racist party!!

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grazerbat t1_ixxw3cc wrote

Trying to unpack the baggage from the description...

Does OP think black tie means a lynching?

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