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Thats_A_Given t1_ixx5ovt wrote

Are they about to sail away to Key Largo?

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NBAccount t1_ixx7jv2 wrote

I don't know why but this picture makes me think that there's cocaine at that party...

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Lon72 t1_ixx8ceh wrote

On tour with the Bee Gees

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nellie_1017 t1_ixx8w9y wrote

With their well-scrubbed looks & all the white attire, it puts me in mind of one of those 'Up With Jesus' youth choirs that used to tour churches & high school assemblies!

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NarcanBob t1_ixx9u7y wrote

Your Dad could get some nice lift with those lapels and the right wind.

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19Jamie76 t1_ixxd90o wrote

They were smiling but were mourning the end of ABBA.

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Lowboo t1_ixxfhz2 wrote

Farrah Fawcett hair. Gorgeous both of them

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Thinkpad200 t1_ixxfn5d wrote

GI Joe with lifelike hair and beard

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ToxicStardust t1_ixxh1li wrote

Lemme guess, party theme was wear something that rhymes with “light.”

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CripplesMcGee t1_ixxhobb wrote

Holy cow, your pops is Roberto Duran's doppelganger.

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Asoto408 t1_ixxi2o4 wrote

Thought it was the Bee Gees for a sec

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Rallye_Man340 t1_ixxj2a7 wrote

Combined they would morph into Barry Gibb

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World-Tight t1_ixxlhxk wrote

I think the band Wham! is probably playing.

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MarsRocks97 t1_ixxqzp2 wrote

They both look gorgeous. Hopefully you got some of those genes.

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ExskweezeMe t1_ixxsl1t wrote

They had sexual intercourse that night.

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grazerbat t1_ixxw3cc wrote

Trying to unpack the baggage from the description...

Does OP think black tie means a lynching?

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tossaway78701 t1_ixxyofs wrote

Your mom must have used 3 cans of Aquanet to get that flip in line. She's rocking that hair.

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theCHADnextdoor t1_ixy567g wrote

dad looks like an arab, indian,italian, Mediterranean or just had a good tan

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outdior1986 t1_ixy8nuk wrote

Color clothes would eventually be invented in 1986.

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TubeSteakForYourMom t1_ixy9nv4 wrote

Replying to NarcanBob (#699,072)

The cartoonish idea of a guy getting blown away in the wind like the American Beauty grocery sack due to his oversized lapels, and then being found in someone’s tree like 2 days later is so funny.

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crackednutz t1_ixyde9l wrote

Your mom looks like she is wired by the FBI… They are about to raid that cocaine party!

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aspitzer t1_ixyp8cc wrote

your dad is erik estrada?

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csk1325 t1_ixyqy3r wrote

Looks like they are sitting in rows. Who sits in rows at a party.

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other_half_of_elvis t1_ixz2haa wrote

people who look like tony orlando and dawn probably listening to music that sounds like tony orlando and dawn.

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aknabi t1_ixz7c37 wrote

That’s the whole of the early 80s in a single pic

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ablackcloudupahead t1_ixzg301 wrote

Your dad gives me Jemaine Clement's character from "Legion" vibes

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Anton091085 t1_ixzhc0z wrote

I have seen this picture before! Who are you?

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Masspoint t1_ixzobze wrote

looks like a wholesome picture.

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AmericanoItaliano17 t1_ixzt56d wrote

Replying to seztomabel (#709,791)

Not a regular your mom joke, it's gross and degrading. By the looks of the downvotes, it's quite clear we know how you meant it. Cut the shit and don't hide behind the "it's a joke" facade, grow up and learn respect.

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Orcapa t1_ixzyp1y wrote

I swear I went to school with her. Pennsylvania?

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AmericanoItaliano17 t1_ixzyrb2 wrote

Replying to seztomabel (#711,806)

Insulting someone's mother in such a disgusting way while hiding behind a screen isn't "just a joke". It's sick and immature. If you cannot see that you either aren't self aware or simply have no respect. I can't help you if you think a derogatory sexual comment towards an innocent posters mother is a light hearted act of comedy.

Be better, this isn't it.

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MetRouge t1_iy084ko wrote

With the look on his face, this seems like it was right around 9 months before your birthday. Eh?

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finaleeme t1_iy0pb73 wrote

Dad with those brows tho! 💔

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iluvcarti1111 t1_iy11b9h wrote

your mom looks sorta like kourtney kardashian

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hisfirewithin t1_iy11lkh wrote

He’s thinking of the coming day when he starts sitting in chairs weirdly by kicking his leg over them.

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hisfirewithin t1_iy11qlz wrote

“They’re playing air supply. I think I’m gonna get lucky”

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Agent865 t1_iy18mwz wrote

Some keys were exchanged that night

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dadidas t1_iy1k474 wrote

So glad it wasn’t a racist party!!

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